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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone else spent the last 48 hour wobbly?
Tell me about your day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:47, 231 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I have done absolutely ARSE ALL today.
It's been fucking brilliant.
Edit: Actually, that's a lie, I've done three loads of washing, played my guitar for an hour, watched two films and eaten more chicken wings than you'd think feasible.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
How many chicken wings is more than I think feasible?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
two hundred and seventy eight point five.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I'd say 73 is an unfeasibly large number..
Edit- but apparently poppet has a greater capacity for chicken wings than I do?
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I would like to add I've only ever managed 13 in one sitting..

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Not just greater, but frankly terrifying

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
well you did say an unfeasibly large number.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
900g.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I'm jealous of your day
I did get made bacon rolls for breakfast/lunch/a meal I ate earlier, so it's all good.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
O_o
That's a lot of meat..
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Fnar

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
It's probably 40% bone.
I didn't eat that bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
*snigger*

(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)

n

Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
'sigger'?
How's that work, then?
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Today I have been to get my car and slept

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Did you win your fight last night?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Well I pushed the guy to the floor and the bouncers dealt with him

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Then I rode off in my honda accord

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Super-model-tastic!
Nice one Max!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Well it was less of a Honda Accord and more of a taxi

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
But needless to say, I had the last laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Was your night quite fun in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
It started off great, met up with Prof Kenny Martin from mainboard
Then I headed off to the club just before his band played. It went downhill from there, too many pricks who just wanted to get wrecked instead of enjoying the music.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Pricks.
They ruin everything, from friendships to nights in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I woke up at about 11
Having gone to bed at about 5am, having started playing with scalextrics at about 4am. Hung about friend's house where I'd stayed overnight, then bothered to drive home at some point in the afternoon. All round, a good new years.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)
not at all
I only had about 4 drinks and a rather dull but otherwise enjoyable evening. I've just been to a nice indian restaurant courtesy of my brother, and i've eaten so much that I don't just have a stomach-ache but a headache, too. Thanks for your text though, did you have a good evening?
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I got drunk.
I invented my own cocktail. I had two of them, everyone else had one. This might explain why I was carried from the pub. The ingredients is as follows.

(All, single shot measures, in a tall glass)

Bailey's
Vodka
Brandy
Triple Sec
Sambuca

Basically, it was 5 shots, in a single glass, of which I did the concoction twice. Add to that what I'd already drunk, it is a complete mystery how I made it back, let alone to the pub before and after the game.

Tomorrow is going to be painful.

Glad you're well berk.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
that's not a cocktail
Thats suicide in a glass! Have you even sobered up enough to be hungover yet?
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Not yet.
Pre and post match I went to the pub, I managed a pint before the game, and 4 afterwards, I'm nursing a few cans before I go to bed.

Fuck me, as a down in one, that drink I 'invented' was hard going.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
dear god you're mental
I've just spotted your post down there, and whilst i'm not passing judgment or owt I think perhaps cutting back just a wee bit might be a good idea..
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
It'll all be in hand soon enough.
It's just the festive season and new year bringing out the worst in me (and, because I've had a cold, being unable to sniff powder has left me with ale as my only option).

I'll be back on sensible measures in the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
'sniff powder'
MD's, Jeff?
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Now and again berk, now and again.
A rare treat.

On those nights when I think, 'I don't want to feel my teeth and I'd rather my alright slight cock was even smaller'. That is when I go large.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
tut, tut
*folds arms and judges silently*
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Be honest.
You've seen the state I can get myself into early-doors, the fact I enjoy the occasional line should come as no surprise.

Well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)
good grief man
I'm not really judging you. My own vices are small enough that I like to gently mock other people for theirs occasionally.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
That's okay then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
As I'm going on a diet tomrrow, I've got take-away pizza
And am watching Godzilla. It's more of the same really. I walked home from my friend's in the morning, took about half an hour, so that's my exercise done for the year then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Going to a friend's for dinner tomorrow
I will not get a chance to diet all January.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I'm having a swan song to noms
but I kind of just feel sick at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Me too
but I hate waste and the fridge and freezer are still heaving
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
My fridge is alwyays empty
hence it being very easy to just order takeaway.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Happy new year Lampito.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Happy New Year, Jeff.
May your days be merry and wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)
2011 will be more sober than 2010
I don't want to die this year.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I don't want you to die.
I might severely curtail my drinking too. Maybe only once a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I'll still drink every night.
Just less.

A lot less.

(Thanks for hoping for my survival)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
No problem bbz.
I could never drink every night. I have a stupidly low alcohol tolerance.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)
it will only get lower the more you cut back
/Living lightweight proof
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
*There there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I guess, but I don't want to get drunk every night on 3 drinks.
And it also means I get drunker for cheaper when I want to drink to excess.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
That makes sense
I get drunk on very little these days, it makes a night out so cheap :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)
this
Being a cheap date has it's benefits. Well. In theory, anyway.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I've never been bought drinks on a date, so it's moot
but I can get hammered in manchester -going out, not staying in- on £15.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I'm in the market for cheap dates WITH benefits.
This is all interesting information.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Careful: you know they've got too cheap
when they bring their own rohypnol.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I'll bring a spare rag for soaking!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)
oh yes? well, erm, good for you
blousie would deck me..
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I'm researching.
Not suggesting.

Despite everything, I've still got too much class to 'pull a bird from the Internet*'

*This may change by tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
hahaha
But by tomorrow you might have sobered up. Less likely then, i'd say.
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Practice.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Urgh no.
No booze tonight. Do not want to vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I was hungover when I woke up early
but I drank loads of water then went back to bed, and seemed ok after that.
I got rid of djtp, made some lovely roast spuds to go with the chicken and leek pie I'd frozen from Boxing Day, had a Failey's and did some washing.
I wish the house could always be this cozy and life could always be so chilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Woo, chilled life
I loved having a quiet New Year with friends at their house last night. After I was finished playing at a ceilidh anyway.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
We did a whistle-stop drop-in on the family and my pub
but made sure we were back at mine for the bells, and to bring in the bread/salt/coal and a new tradition of a candle.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Good stuff
I was at the ceilidh place until just after the bells, then jumped in the car and arrived at friends' just after 1, and left some time this afternoon.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Happy new year Roots, lar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
All the best Our Kid

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Blwyddyn Newydd Dda Roots Manuva
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Penblwydd hapus Bobby!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
*splashes holy water*
The power of christ compels you!
The power of christ compels you!
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)
*ectoplasms*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)
*vomits pea soup*

(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)
You were right Jeff it comes in threes
my mums best friend died last night. Seems like I'm cursed, plus killer Jeffries got released! apart from that Arsenal won so woohoo.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Sorry to hear about the family distress mate.
Bad times.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
In a new post, so as not to take anything away from your mums distress.
Woo! City won.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)
You're a good lad Jeff
Hope your mum's ok Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
You two are lovely
I think she is fine, long running illness led to alcoholism then she got swine flu and died last night. Bit of a shocker but kind of nice it's over for her.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Similar story with my mum's best mate.
She's still alive but she's destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
It's horrid isn't it. She was only 58 ish

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)
58 is no age at all.
Does she have kids?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
3

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
You've replied to the wrong post, soft-lad.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)
2011 mate, I'm not playing by the rules anymore

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I fuck everything up

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
there there, nevermind
you have cracking hair.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I'm trying to console her by saying it doesn't matter if you are a spastic as long as your hair is boss

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)
I've got no idea what Roota looks like.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)
She's well hot.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
happy new year lamps

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Happy New Year Bobby Dazzler.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Back atcha Boop

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
You're too kind.
Hair's too long to be Boop now though- considering returning to short!
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)
SHORT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Also considering letting my hair grow out
I forgot how pleasantly light my natural colour is.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)
a bit like a human betty boo with 1920's hair with a shellsuit and a trolley full of 'swag'

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)
This is me, but in 1989

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Better than fat Jesus
although I quite like this nickname as it's nicked from the hangover.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Was this when you were Doin-the-do?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I look like Emo Philips right now

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Emo girls are like trainee goths
lots of the perks none of the sacrifice and listening to death metal.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Most emo girls are shit in bed though

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Are you sure it's not just you?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Pretty sure
They tend to be a bit lifeless in the sack
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
I was on about Emo Philips
Now look what you've started.
I'm picturing a colleague's son's skanky emo bird in bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
3-0 as well wasn't it?
Good score line.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Good performance too!
We bossed them mate.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)
bang mate! we didn't even break a sweat against brum, could have been 10

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I watched it in the pub after the City game.
The own goal was comical.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
yeah I felt sorry for him but as a footballer moving your feet should be lesson 1, monday morning innit?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Still, the result keeps the table interesting for a bit longer!
Are you expecting to finish 3rd this season?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)
2nd at least to be honest
I predict

arsenal/man utd
man utd/ arsenal
man city
tottenham
chelsea
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Odd that you don't see a recovery for Chelsea.
Do you not think they'll buy in January?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I think they are aging and beatable
they may buy but there are no instant fixes imo
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
I've got no Coke or lemo and can't be arsed with the shop.
and THAT'S why I'm drinking the fella's beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
that's a dangerous game
is he aware of this?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Sis!
Not yet, nor is he aware that I've found a way of posting on his facebook wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)
This is a power that MUST be abused.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)
short delay to service while I tend to my invalid
^this is true. It is a power which cries out to be abused.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Oh no, he still poorly?
I'm just going to put my unrelated comments on posts that have nothing to do with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)
a bit more poorly
he's had the most vicious tummy bug for the last week. Gruesome. Enough to put you off your dinner.

And he's been helpfully providing me with a running (excuse the pun) commentary, in between wailing and sobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Ah give him my best wishes for a speedy recovery
I don't know what's more miserable, being sick or tending to the sick.
I like to share details. Tell him to ring me next time he needs to talk about hue/consistency/temperature.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
lols
I may well do that.

You writed in your book yet?

In other news, next year's xmas shopping trip will probably be elsewhere now. We're looking at Manchestuh, Liverpool or Sheffield. Is it worth asking you which you think might be better?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Your brother has written (in pencil) that the date will be in 2020
He is hilarious. I only got rid of him today so I've not had time to do fun writings and plannings.
I like all of those cities, but I think Liverpool or Manchester would be better for the shopping. I was about to say we could all stay at mine, but if all goes to plan, it won't be my house or my city any more. How weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
but in 2020 he will be an old man
and you will no longer want him!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)
That's right
I'll remind him of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)
i spent it playing board games with my friends
and eating food.

are you feeling any better, Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I'm so nicely drunk at the moment it is untrue Crunchy.
I'm almost at that perfect level of alcohol.

I currently feel relaxed, slightly wobbly, spaced and chilled.

And I've got MOTD on.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)
well you sound better than yesterday
if more pissed.

what did you do new years?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
that sounds quite awesome actually
And I must confess to being a little bit jealous. I could really go for a joint and not being so full of curry that I have a stomach-ache..
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
I'm torn between a joint and an hour of jamming with my guitar
and going to bed and getting some much-needed sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Alright bumders?
Happy 2011 to all y'all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Happy new year dude.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)
What's your gamertag dude?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)
don't tell anyone, cause I didn't know you couldnt change it. ahem
cussybear
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
added.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Finally got home just before 5am, achieved a certain amount of something that passed for sleep.
Dragged self out of bed a little after 11 with thick head, ate some food. Watched the Dr Who christmas special on the iPlayer and was disappointed. Had a stroll in the park before it started raining, ate some more food. Plugged microphones in and recorded a bit of acoustic blues.

Thinking about it, I'm really not sure where the time's gone...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Crow I neeeed some cables, where do you buy cables?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Cable shop, silly.
What sort of cables are you after?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Why would I go to a shop when I can buy whatever I want from the comfort of my computer?
Dual mono large jack to single stereo small jack 2m x 2
Stereo small jack to stereo small jack 2m
Stereo small jack to stereo small jack 5m
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)
A fair point.
Though I must admit I usually go to the PA/recording shop on Denmark Street for cables. Not that the ones you're after are particularly unusual - who do you normally buy them from?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
I got given loads a few years back when my collaborator upped and moved to China
I "accidentally" got one of my "Don't bodge with this cable" cables and bodged it with another cable, and although I can play music in my room on my fucking lovely Monitors I now have no audio from my mixer to my monitors at my desk. Doh. Cracking bodge though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
I take it a counterbodge is not an option then?
Or possibly even a fresh bodge? If you're anything like me then you'll have a drawer containing a tangled-up bundle of assorted cables that have been kept "just in case" I found use for them...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
It's been considered but the solution I have for my room is quite elegant and if I unbodge it I'll still need a cable for it.
I'll scour the internet at work on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)
i liked the dr who
special
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
I liked the flying shark, that was it.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Katherine Jenkins' rack was alluring.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
if she kept her mouth shut (not all the time) she would be ace.
that fucking singing is shite.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
But it calms the fish!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
also, this

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)
done that dvd will post on monday!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
You're the man and that.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
But a shark's not a fish, it's a mammal!
/troll science
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
*adores*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Hahah
spent most of the beginning of 2011 texting 4chan memes to an old friend. It was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)
sharks have breasts?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
I like shark breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
we're going to need a bigger boat.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
And a bigger cup size.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)
all hands on deck!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Y U NO like shark breasts

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)
have you ever tried fitting a shark for a basque?
nightmare
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

e i
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
oh yus plz

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
Tiresome.
Start a new thread Lampy, this one is too long.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
too late
I already have
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
you, sir, are wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)
ok well sure she's good at it but it's not for me.
Is that acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
that's better
now you are just a philistine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
How can I be? I've never been to Israel?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
no clever answer, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
priorities there, noel
Who needs plot when there's boobs?
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Also, am very excited for seeing alien worlds that DON'T look like a quarry in Wales.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
sometimes it's
the bit of swansea by the docks, or the old library. Twice it's been the building I do orchestra in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
happy new year, btw
(how long do we have to say that to everyone we meet in the new year, I don't know the etiquette)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
how long does something stay new?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
depends on the thing, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)
my thing was new for about a week

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
but did you get bored of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
ran out of ways to play with it

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
until it stops being all shiny and exciting
which in my case, was some time this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
I woke up at about 7am from a dream of
trying to comfort a child who had been run over. It was pretty weird
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
ew
that can't be good
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I think she had only broken her leg, so it wasn't too grusome
then i went back to sleep and dreamt a very elaborate dream about two games playing at once - somewhere between larp and a party game and actual peril. I think I was doing a rules check with a ref when I woke up.

I think camp beds don't help me get a proper night's sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Thank you very much- happy new year yourself!
I'm dreadful, I forget to say it mostly. I sent out a group text though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Well I've only just arrived
So happy new year all you good people out in pixel-land.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Happy New Year, my that's a smashing blouse you're wearing, fancy a date?
/edmund
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
But I've got my shirt off!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
BE QUIET YOU'RE WEARING A BLOUSE IN MY TOTALLY WRONG MENTAL IMAGE OF YOU
also, you're a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
God cursed me with frilly shoulder blades
And a ra-ra skirt.

Oh Edmund, if only you knew how different I am to the other girls.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)
Well, as long as you have breasts
I'll overlook the 5 o'clock stubble.

holy shit I'm doing Edmund roleplay HALP
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
roll D8
and add to Inappropriateness modifier to attempt to successfully gaz a cock
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Rolled D7
am arrested by Avon Police. Roll any even number to have charges cleared and receive an apology.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I'm always open to a new experience
Although I don't fancy the "getting my fingers broken" bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
he only needs 18 or above on a D20 to fix it, though

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Any action between Edmund and myself
Would be rated 18 and above.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
careful now
apparently he's got an impressive THAC0.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Lost on me, I'm afraid
But then, so is Dr Who. And most popular culture, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
It was quite funny
But just too sentimental. Perhaps I just like the 'old school' Dr Who stories too much, but I don't think Dr Who should be that sentimental!
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)
this
plus not enough amy pond
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Quite.
What better christmas present could we have had than some sort of contrived scene featuring Karen Gillan and Katherine Jenkins getting it on?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
NEEDS MORE ROBOTS

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
YES
this is exactly what it needs

I like that they are playing with ideas of time travel a lot at the mo, but I am obssessed with time travel
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
It was pretty tedious for the first fifteen minutes but then he jumped into the tardis and appeared in the past and I was reminded of that bit in Bill and Ted when they go into the future and meet like the council members of the future and they go
"Be excellent to each other" and then it was fine and she started singing to that fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
but bill and ted is an excellent
exploration of time travel, equalled only by the Back to the Future trilogy

/only mostly joking...bloody love those films
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
I do too, I still say "Dude" far too often and I think "Station!" whenever I see the word on a sign.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:24, Reply)
haha, snap!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)
*air guitars*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)
I haven't seen it
But I bet it's less sentimental than it would have been if russell t davies ice written it..
(berk, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
This is true. And it was also much less gay and Welsh than it would have been under Russell "Look how gay and Welsh I am" Davies.
I expected better though.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
It didn't help that Gold or watch or whatever it's called
was playing the library story at about the same time. Just to remind us what Stephen Moffat is really capable of.

However, bonus points for the first 'companions in post-coital shock' since Ian and Barbara in The Romans.

/geeks
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)
What annoys me is that Amy's backstory is a rip-off of Sally Sparrow and the French chick from the Lady in the Fireplace
can't he be ORIGINAL the whole time?!

Also, cannot WAIT for episode 3. It's written by my favourite writer of ALL TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)
is that the Neil Gaiman one?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
no idea what it's about, but it'll be awesome no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
*excited*
when is the new series starting, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I'm not entirely sure

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Be careful with those expectations
I assumed that Mark Gatiss would be capable of writing a good episode, and it just turned out to be rather silly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I guess, he was responsible for the film adaption of Beowulf, which despite not having seen it, apparently was tosh
but his short film staring Bill Nighy and his now-wife Amanda Palmer as a living statue was excellent.

I will forgive him anything, as he has written one of my favourite books of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
I'm gonna guess...American Gods?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)
The final battle is over, the main bits have been "laid to rest"
but WAIT there's around 50 pages. What could be left to wrap up?

...what? A throwaway line in the grand finale? Links back into a bit character we meet who we assume is just setting the scene? A hundred year mystery solved?
HOLY SHIT SHADOW SHIT IS GOING DOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)
I think the only one of his I've read was that one he did with Pratchett
To be honest, I'm more of a SF telly person than a proper SF book-readin' type.

For example, if they made films or TV series of the Greg Bear Eon/Eternity books, I would probably like them a damn sight more than the books, which I found a bit confusing - though rather fab as concepts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Good Omens is ok
Neverwhere is fucking awesome for a TV show tie in.

Actually, Crow, this supports my argument that his Dr Who episode will be great. His previous forays into sci-fi TV were excellent. Well, probably more fantasy than sci-fi.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Not a fan of Greg Bear
He's a bit pedantic, I found.

Richard Morgan, Altered Carbon or Market Forces. Way more fun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
to be fair, even though I've loved the last three actors' portrayals
I knew the whole concept of bringing the show back would turn out to be shit.

I think we just have to embrace our 'own' doctors, and accept that the new ones belong to the kids, not to us.

Think of it as growing up. It sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)
I've loved almost all of the new dr who episodes to varying degrees
I am both easily pleased and refuse to grow up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
well, ^this
but you can't have it both ways. It's either a pile of entertaining pap, or not as good as it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Was at a house in Clapham from about four in the morning til six this afternoon.
God knows what happened in there, I just remember the room and girls whose place it was kept shapeshifting into different things or people. Had a dandy night in the Horse and Groom in Shoreditch for new years.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

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