From Richard Ashcroft bakeries, Wigan.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Those drugs don't work, they just make you worse,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

When that came out
I had a particularly stupid secratary who misheard and thought it was a song about broken down lorries.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:27, Reply)

How?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

the trucks don't work
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Yup
We also convinced her that cosmetic testing on animals was wrong because they put mascara and lipstick on male rabbits and they got embarrassed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

she sounds adorable

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Kirsty
She was a gem. I fobbed her off onto someone else after a few months - I think the final straw was when I dictated (this was in the old days when you did dictation and secrataries typed it up) the sentence "Liability is disputed" and it came back as "My ability is disputed."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

aw bless

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:55, Reply)

I was slow on the pick-up...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

That joke was poorly articulated

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

It should have been better advertised.
It needed a good trailer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

the one it had did not
convoy the right image
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

It was lacking a driving force.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)