you are me!
i hate olives, much as i would like to like them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:07, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't care for olives either
But I will eat olive bread.

On a pizza though? Olives can fuck right off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:09, Reply)

I can now eat green ones
and kind of enjoy them. I have to be in the mood. I've always bought them for Tigger, and occasionally nibbled, so that theory of trying something a few times might work.
Black olives still scare me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:10, Reply)

Olives for a cat?
Maybe that's your problem. That stuff in a box that says Whiskas isn't olives, you know.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:12, Reply)

He loves them
Chases them all over the floor and treats them like prey, then eventually has a little nom on them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:15, Reply)

I could try that.
But I'd eat all the olives and that cats would look at me disdainfully.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:19, Reply)

Please try it
It is so amusing. Unless your cats are normal.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Define "normal" in a cat
One of mine - not sure which - has taken to carrying their toys out through the cat flap and leaving them in the garden.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Awww, cats are fucking nuts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Don't think the big guy will be with us this time next year.
He's OK, but he's really slowing down and he struggles with the stairs so he spends his life downstairs now.

If I could get a kitty stairlift I would.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:29, Reply)

I would give my Tigger a kidney if he needed one
And if cats could use human kidneys.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:33, Reply)

It's a good job mine are insured
I've more that got my money's-worth this year.

Big Ellie is 12, but he got run over when he was a kitten and his pelvis is held together with metal pins.

The vet has told me that they'll deteriorate and I think that's happening. I could be wrong - he hates cold weather - but I'll watch him.

I love him dearly but I'll not see him suffer.

Bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:39, Reply)

Well just like them then!
I have a sense of deja vu here (or possibly it's just a flashback) because I had a row about the virtue of olives with someone a few nights ago.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)