Blooming heck

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:05, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He is better than he was.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

It's just what older people are like, innit?
My nana comes out with some reet corkers sometimes.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Any examples?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Well she's all forrin too
So she gets words wrong too. Hence her telling my mum about the nursery for 'mongrel children' that had opened up the road. We eventually worked out she meant kids with downs.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Haha, you should hear my nana bang on about immigrants
I pointed out to her one day that she's from Germany and she slapped me.
(berk, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)

Ah my nana's not racist
She's just never figured out what it isn't polite to say. We consider it a good visit if she's only told two of the four of us to go on a diet. I love her though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)