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New thread timeWhat film are you most looking forward to so far in 2011? Mine is this www.youtube.com/watch?feature=iv&v=qO4Kffm0qIo&annotation_id=annotation_729002
Alt Q: Simple snack-like receipes (preferably low-calorie) throw them here!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:19,
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The new BatmanAnd The Borrowers by Studio Ghibli
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:22,
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Didn't you hear?They're going to make Batman Forever.....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:30,
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The Dark Knight Rises(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:30,
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Oh, that's 2012I'll stick with my other answer of The Borrowers
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:31,
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I have no idea what films are outalt q: dust
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:23,
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this might helpit's a list of 34 new ones on msn movies.uk.msn.com/photos/action-and-adventure/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=155462322&page=1
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:28,
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oo, lots of films I won't get round to seeinglots of superheroes, I see. This is probably a good thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:34,
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I'm not particularly enamoured of any of thesewill probably see Paul and Thor and maybe some of the sequels (X men, transformers etc) but it all looks a bit meh, if I'm honest. Oh and I'll watch the Harry Potter but if I don't catch it when it's out at the cinema I won't be overly bothered.
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I can't actually think of any to be honesthummus (red pepper hummus is particularly nice) and crudites? Or roasted vegetable pasta - just buy a dish of veg to roast from sainsburys or tesco, they do prepacked stuff, stick it in the oven, boil some pasta and then maybe serve with some tomato sauce? Even you could make that! :P
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houmous is indeed on my listLemon one is the nicest. The pasta one sounds nice. Would you like to come cook for me?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:26,
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Haha, I can probably make you enough foodto feed you for about a month, if you have freezer space. You might need to buy some pots and pans, though...
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I did debate access to freezer space with Amberl when she was initiallly asked about recipe suggestions.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:31,
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indeedonly a tiny amount. Oh well.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:34,
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And you need that for keeping ice for your drinks don't you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:36,
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Because you told me.That is how.
So it was less of a guess than you'd imagine.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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I was being a bit sarcasticedit: but yes, gin and tonic is not the same without ice
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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Whereas my reply with full of sincerity.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:43,
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*Withdraws previously offered Internet validation*(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:48,
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but only by being meanwhich isn't really a win at all, is it?
/moralising
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:52,
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Well if you promise not to attack me with the tickling finger, I'll be nicer.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:00,
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Well expect me to be a bit mean now and again.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:08,
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Just make sure a heron doesn't mess them up!(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:31,
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a heron?has it been storking her?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:35,
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Oh dearThis was going round a while ago "i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont gaz this to five other b3tans i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans."
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38,
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I know nothing at all about film.So I can't answer that.
Alt: Cake.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:26,
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PeppersTHEY ARE AWESOME
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:34,
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when I worked in the bookshopwe were always eating red peppers. Yummy yum
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:34,
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Eating them like apples is the way forward(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:37,
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I have never thought of thissounds like it could be good
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:38,
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You don't even need to worry about the white pithjust eat your way round. BAM
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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only red ones, mind(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:39,
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I don't mind those at all!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:41,
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hell yeahthose green ones are just lazy and don't know how to bring up their children.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:43,
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Under ripe things are rarely good(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:43,
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They're fine in a curry.And in Mexican food.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42,
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Oh yes they are!Is it still pantomime season?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:45,
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Probably, until about mid Januarythey're still bloody horrible though.
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I used to be in one that was on in Februarypanto is a good thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:47,
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oh yes it isisn't Jeff silly, boys and girls.
Now, I'm off for a bath
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:55,
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dammitwell, I will be in a minute
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:56,
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Yeah, thisstuffed red peppers are a piece of piss to make and very tasty.
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I'm not sure that would be as easy as stuffing them with cotton wool.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:41,
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I like them stuffed with cheese and pateNot very light though
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:42,
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that sounds horribleeven though I do love pate
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:50,
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It's notStuffed with pate and topped with a strong blue stilton and grilled, it's nommy
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:51,
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I was going to bring you some pate in Februarycos frankly it dicks all over any stuff I've ever bought from a shop. If you're on a diet though, maybe I shouldn't?
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Bring it please!I'll starve myself for a day and eat my fill.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:55,
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You may have to remind mebut I shall endeavour to remember. It's also incredibly cheap and easy to make, if you have a food processor/blender.
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Prepare to be reminded oftenbetween now and the bash
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:01,
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I'm not keen on stuffed peppers :/(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:40,
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I'm most looking forward to Jonathan Glazer making another filmwhatever it might be. The internet says he's to direct one called Under The Skin. I hope it comes out this year.
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Love and Other DrugsI fucking hate girls films with a burning passion.
Except when they have Jake Gyllenhaal shirtless in them. Then they're ok.
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Well, bits of it areJake Gyllenhaal's bits
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:47,
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I bought that on dvd about 18 months agostill not watched it. I really should...
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My old man went to see Brokeback Mountain after I got him and my mum tickets.He hates going to the cinema and he if of an age whereby he views all things 'gay' with disgust.
I told him it was a western, he loves westerns. He saw a couple of cowboys on the picture advertising the film and was quite happy to go.
He called me a cunt after the film.
Still, my mum enjoyed it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:52,
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Anne Hathaway's boobies are in itCan't have hated that too much, surely?
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You've got to be mindful of the fact Old-Man-JeffOnce called AIDS 'the gay plague'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:58,
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It's just what older people are like, innit?My nana comes out with some reet corkers sometimes.
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Well she's all forrin tooSo she gets words wrong too. Hence her telling my mum about the nursery for 'mongrel children' that had opened up the road. We eventually worked out she meant kids with downs.
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Haha, you should hear my nana bang on about immigrantsI pointed out to her one day that she's from Germany and she slapped me.
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Ah my nana's not racistShe's just never figured out what it isn't polite to say. We consider it a good visit if she's only told two of the four of us to go on a diet. I love her though.
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Depends whetheryou have a high boredom threshold
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:51,
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tedious, is it?I can probably tolerate it if there's some eye candy.
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I wouldn't call it tediousBut if you're only in it for the eye candy, skip the first half hour.
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It's a bit *too* lovingly shotyou sort of feel the story has been neglected for favour of nine hundred landscape shots. Plus moustachefail :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:00,
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I completely agree with you on thatBut the sexy parts are very good.
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Plus, it's the only film where anyone looking at me may have accused me of maybe shedding a tearJust one mind. Grr.
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Duly notedI shall put it on in the background and trust to the sexy parts to attract my attention.
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I'm going to go to the cinema by myself some time this year. Yes because I have no friend s
Epic sadface
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:56,
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*There there*I've never been to the cinema on my own (I never go to the cinema).
The thing that fills me with most dread about going on my own would be having to eat the orange Revels.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:57,
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I went to see Texas Chainsaw Massacre on my own once. It was quite strange.(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Boththere were only about six people in the cinema as I went to a 2pm showing after I finished A-Levels.
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Come watch Fast and Furious 5 with meno-one will watch it :(
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:59,
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Actually there's a film I want to seeIt came out last month and I can't find anywhere screening it. Plus, all my friends think I'm a big freak for wanting to see it. It's called A Serbian Film and it looks awesome.
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Couldn't fancy ittoo extreme for me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:03,
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Oh god, saw the trailer, read the synopsisNEVERRRRRRR
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:04,
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Oh, wasn't that the onewith the horrific rape scene and which was just generally terrifying and horrendous?
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A mate had an uncut-version he downloaded.He said it was sick.
Worse than human centipede.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:05,
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Human Centipede was a crap filmonce you got over the unpleasant concept, the actual film was rubbish.
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But the Human Centipede wasn't scaryor even that gross.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:11,
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Yeah but ultraviolence can be coolEven if it's just to see how far you can push yourself. Plus, the concept looks interesting.
Or I'm just a freak trying to justify myself.
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I disagreebut then I'm a pussy and I have absolutely no interest in that kind of thing.
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Yeahit's like with Saw. After the third movie I stopped watching them, it just became weirdly intense
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:16,
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I never liked Saw or HostelI hate Hollywood torturepornesque films
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but isn't that pretty much'A Serbian Film'?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:19,
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No, it's a political allegory, not just a pathetic excuse for the most extreme violence they can get away with.(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Like the Human Centipedeis a metaphor for the extremes of body modification in our society. Or an allegory for how science is dehumanising us
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:27,
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Except the director of the Human Centipede didn't actually claim his film to be anything otherthan a really sick idea which he turned into a film. The director of a Serbian Film actually thinks you can use allegory in films.
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The director of Human CentipedeJust had a joke with his mates about how paedophiles should have their mouths grafted tp the arses of obese truckers. And thus, a classic was born...
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^thisThe Hollywood ones are about gore over substance. The foreign ones tend to be ultraviolent to make a point.
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I was being sarcasticIt is not a political allegory, it is just an excuse for a very grotesque film. Allegory doesn't work on film, no matter what the director says.
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Yes but it is about furthering the plotNot an excuse to show a frightened lass with her tits out pleading.
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How can it further the plot?I read the synopsis and it was awful. I couldn't spot any meaning to it at all. Suggestion is sometimes more powerful than exactly the same tripe that Saw 261 gives us.
Edit: in fact trying to give it a reason makes it worse. It's a perverse kind of justification. Pretty much the point that Al made above I guess
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:36,
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Maybe it isBut I know I don't like Saw films. I don't know I don't like this until I see it.
It could just be that I want to see if I can handle watching it.*
I realise these are shit arguments but I've been smoking and watching Peep Show in bed all afternoon/evening. My brain is not working at the moment.
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I see how my argument doesn't add up on paper (or screen)But not really. I can't explain why without going into an epic explanation, and I'm on my phone.
Just trust me that in my head, they're different.
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I'll take your word for itDon't think there's anything that could persuade me to see it though!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:29,
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Stuff like that really doesn't bother meI'm scarily good at compartmentalising :/
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There's bit where he rapes a baby if you can compartment that you need locking up in a padded room for a few years
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:42,
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Yeah but I know it's not real.If I thought it was real it'd fuck me up.
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Oh hai al I'm watchingthat programme about your weight loss
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:51,
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I saw Saw IV, I think it was, at the cinemaI ended up hiding for most of it and trying to crawl in to my friends lap for some of the more gruesome parts. Admittedly I fancied him rotten at the time but I really just do not have the stomach for gruesome stuff. Which is strange, given that I've helped out with a post mortem and seen actual real gore.
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I can't watch Casualty for similar reasons.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:28,
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I do like worryingly violent filmsOldboy, Ichi the Killer, DeadGirl, that sort of stuff.
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I know it's not a cool hip answer but just saw the trailer for this in the cinema and cannot wait.www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAm7gRXFiRo
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:19,
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It looks quite goodand let's be honest. Fast and Furious 5 is hardly hitting any cool hip bells
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:21,
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Firth, Bonham Carter, and Rushhow can it fail to be brilliant? ff5 is evil.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:27,
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It's the kind of film I'd watch whilst doing something else. Down with that sort of thing.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:31,
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Having not seen the pervious 4 in the series, I'll give it a miss.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:37,
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I own two DVDs of the 1st oneyou should watch them all back to back. Skip the second one though- one of the worst films I've ever seen
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:41,
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2 is better than tokyo drift
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:44,
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Sacrilige!Tokyo Drift was alright
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:45,
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I was sad when the guy died :(
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:54,
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He's back for the 5th oneI'm looking forward to it, though I'll have to watch it by myself in the cinema
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:00,
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I think (not sure)that the 5th film is set before the 3rd one. He had a tiny bit in the 4th one where he says he's going to check out the scene in Tokyo
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:05,
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No he was a japanese guy that got it
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:09,
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That does look bloody good actuallybut I can't see myself going to the cinema to see it, to be honest.
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why not berk?explain yourself young lady.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:28,
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I just don'tI go to the cinema for bubblegum and trash and occasionally action, not big impressive, important drama type stuff.
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acceptable I suppose.sweet or salted?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:32,
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Neithercinema popcorn is rank. Butterkist all the way! (or chocolate buttons or pick n mix from tesco)
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again I kind of agree.I do like nachos mind.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:34,
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Do they still show the Kiora adverts at the cinema?Or those crappy adverts for local carpet warehouses, that are just a single imagine, rather than a proper filmed advert?
And do you still get two films?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:34,
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Shame.I liked that ad. It was very catchy!
If there is only one film though, when are you supposed to buy your choc-ice?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:43,
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Before you get your ticketssmuggled in from tesco or the corner shop.
EDIT - specially for you Jeff: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln8 I'd forgotten quite how racist it is!
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You've gotta see this berkwww.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2Yy3sZq9M
It is how I remember going to the cinema. I liked the fact that 'the seats on the right are non-smoking'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:48,
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Ahahaha they imbue that hotdog with considerably more promise than I reckon it ever deliveredthis is hilariously retro. You're old :P
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some of them I recogniseI think the last film I saw with an intermission was Ghostbusters 2
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:55,
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You don't look your age(or act it) I remember this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jG3m0YfVmk&feature=related
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Clearly I've taken care of myself over the yearsthis might not be true
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:00,
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Perhaps you are lightly pickled?men age better than women do, anyway.
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Women (in general) don't lose all their hair though.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:03,
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No, but why is that a problem?besides, nature does a number of horrendous things to middle aged women, hair loss really isn't that bad.
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I've got enough hair for now anyway.I'll cross the loss-of-hair-bridge as and when it turns up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:07,
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Very sensiblewhen I first started losing a lot of weight I lost loads of hair, and the more you worry about it, the worse it gets.
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I'm just too lazy to get a proper hair-cut.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:15,
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Not being a birdI don't need to worry too much.
Neither have I been in the market for a new lady, thus meaning i'm quite happy to allow myself go to seed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:20,
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I get my hair cut 3 times a year at mostso you probably get yours done more often than I do. And unfortunately men are incredibly shallow, so if I were to stop making even the small efforts that I do, I'd be even less likely to get any attention.
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If you were feeling brave, would would you do to your hair?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:26,
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I'd quite like to go short and spikey againnow that I'm thin enough to carry it off. But I like it being curly too much.
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As a very young child I remember cinema intermissionsbut I'm clearly not as old as Jeff.
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Um Bongo Um Bongo They Drink it in the Congo!In between genocide and ethnic cleansing.
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Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call um bongo!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:52,
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If I ever go to the cinema, it's for popcorn and hotdogs.Who am I to judge though?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:32,
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You'd have been more upset if I'd have said nothing.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:35,
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Sucker Punchwww.youtube.com/watch?v=VR5RaZupoO4
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:07,
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