Colonel.
I prescribe a nice lie-down and maybe, if you're feeling better in a bit, some Internet smut.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They wont let me Jeff, work wont let me
and there's only more people outside work anyway Jeff, they all want a piece of me jeff, I'M A GROWN MAN JEFF!

It's been..."trying"...Jeff
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*There there*
What time are you due to finish work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I'm 65 in 2042, but they'll have upped the retirement age before that
There is no end Jeff, they just take and take and take, YOU CAN'T EAT THE ORANGE AND THROW THE PEEL AWAY - A MAN IS NOT A PIECE OF FRUIT

Sorry, I seem to have lapsed into "Death of a salesman". It's Miller time.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)