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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Good stuff.
Glad to hear you've had a lot of fun with your fort!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:45,
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Poor child barely got a look-in.
And I don't mean the magazine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:47,
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Oh I do.
But do I see one? No I do fucking well not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:50,
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Shame.
This week there is a Jay Aston poster in it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:52,
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Ready steady are you set? For Metal Mickey!
He's the cutest robot yet, he's Metal Mickey!
He's a lot of fun (he's a lot of fun)
He weighs a half a ton (he weighs a half a ton)
He'll be your number one (he'll be your number one)
So look out! Look out! Here's Metal Mickey...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 21:58,
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Never mind.
Amuse yourself by reading the problem page in your sisters copy of JustSeventeen.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:02,
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Was that the crux of your letter?
Only to be told by Anita that holding a boys hand at the under 13's disco was somewhat different?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 22:52,
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Should have stuck 'em on ebay!
Someone would have bought them!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 23:02,
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