Do I win a prize?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You should win a prize for knowing the most (possible) murderers
they let your old teacher (Mr. Strangle) go
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I know, they now think it was more than one murderer.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Did he have a teaching assistant?
If not, then I'm stumped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

hahaha nope

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

It's hard work getting a tarp-wrapped body down a flight of stairs
and into the boot of my a car

Probably
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

It isn't easy for the Bristolian police.
They are waiting for Waddingtons to print some new rules, at the moment the investigation is hampered by the fact they can only accuse one person at a time, as long as they are standing in the room they think the murder was committed in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

They can't solve the crime until they find the pizza
It's very important that they find the pizza. Everything hangs on that pizza.

I mean...was it tasty? Did it need a bit more cheese grated on top? Were the cooking times accurate? Could it have been spiced up with tobasco sauce?

Important questions Jeff.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

The local news keep going on about it, saying how important it is and how they need to find it.
I called Crimestoppers to say I'd seen loads of them in my local Tesco Express.

Will they give me the ten-grand reward? Will they fuck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Hang on...do you live in the westcountry?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Yarp!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

We'll have to meet up for a pint and crunch carrots.
How do you fancy leaning on a gate and giving townies bad directions for a day or so :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Genuine bad-direction-laughter from me.
Bad directions are the future.

Do you mind if we stand outside Dixons and protest about those new fangled Microwave Ovens that cook things dead quickly? It must be witchcraft. WITCHCRAFT I TELLS YA.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'm sharpening my pitch fork as we speak
someones in for a serious arse-forking!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I'll fire up the tractor!
Are you one of the Somerset Freedom Fighters?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)