i can see on my desk
3 cameras, an empty rice pudding can with a spoon in, CDs, pens an ocarina, a recorder, a fife and a mouse made of felt

i have a messy desk
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If we're going on messy desks, mine's worse
4 packets of tobacco, a million and five (I counted) loose rizlas, 2 empty bottles of wine, 4 pages of gig listings, 5 lighters, painkillers (various), 2 boxes of filters, 3 mugs, 2 tea spoons, a DVD (Wire, s4), an ashtray and whipped cream.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

nice work
I chucked all the beer bottles away as it always looks bad if someone comes round. Usually there are plates and more mugs.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Ah you see, I have mastered the art of not caring
My housemate, however, hasn't. I've decamped to my Mum's to babysit for an hour. I expect to have a cleaner desk upon my return.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Its the rolling tobacco that does it.
gets everywhere. I reckon non-smokers would get a buzz from using my keyboard.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I can't remember the last time I had a can of rice pudding.
I think I've got mild Ambrosia.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

*mexican waves*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Ariba! Ariba!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

you've got all the puns
on tapioca
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Oi, you can't start a pudding-related pun thread.
I didn't hear anyone saygo ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Less of this, or I'll have you taken into police custardy...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

pardon, can you repeat this?
I'm a trifle deaf
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

That's not very dairy dessert eaten either hot or cold.
Oh, wait...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

So I said to him, "Doctor, I've got a spot shaped like a strawberry."
He said to me, "I've got some cream for that."
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

To say that was bad would be pudding it politely...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

When it comes to puns, I'meringue'un, that's for sure.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

You should try these out at a comedy club.
But don't be surprised if somebody Eccles.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

that one was so bad it
yoghurt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

smoothie-ly done

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

It was as close as we were going to get to culture, anyway.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I think it had rennet's course.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

heh.
whey to go.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

curd that get any worse?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:06, Reply)

oh don't you sTART

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)