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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i can see on my desk
3 cameras, an empty rice pudding can with a spoon in, CDs, pens an ocarina, a recorder, a fife and a mouse made of felt
i have a messy desk
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
3 cameras, an empty rice pudding can with a spoon in, CDs, pens an ocarina, a recorder, a fife and a mouse made of felt
i have a messy desk
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
If we're going on messy desks, mine's worse
4 packets of tobacco, a million and five (I counted) loose rizlas, 2 empty bottles of wine, 4 pages of gig listings, 5 lighters, painkillers (various), 2 boxes of filters, 3 mugs, 2 tea spoons, a DVD (Wire, s4), an ashtray and whipped cream.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)
4 packets of tobacco, a million and five (I counted) loose rizlas, 2 empty bottles of wine, 4 pages of gig listings, 5 lighters, painkillers (various), 2 boxes of filters, 3 mugs, 2 tea spoons, a DVD (Wire, s4), an ashtray and whipped cream.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)
nice work
I chucked all the beer bottles away as it always looks bad if someone comes round. Usually there are plates and more mugs.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I chucked all the beer bottles away as it always looks bad if someone comes round. Usually there are plates and more mugs.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Ah you see, I have mastered the art of not caring
My housemate, however, hasn't. I've decamped to my Mum's to babysit for an hour. I expect to have a cleaner desk upon my return.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
My housemate, however, hasn't. I've decamped to my Mum's to babysit for an hour. I expect to have a cleaner desk upon my return.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
Its the rolling tobacco that does it.
gets everywhere. I reckon non-smokers would get a buzz from using my keyboard.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)
gets everywhere. I reckon non-smokers would get a buzz from using my keyboard.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)
I can't remember the last time I had a can of rice pudding.
I think I've got mild Ambrosia.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)
I think I've got mild Ambrosia.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Oi, you can't start a pudding-related pun thread.
I didn't hear anyone saygo ...
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)
I didn't hear anyone saygo ...
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)
That's not very dairy dessert eaten either hot or cold.
Oh, wait...
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Oh, wait...
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
So I said to him, "Doctor, I've got a spot shaped like a strawberry."
He said to me, "I've got some cream for that."
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
He said to me, "I've got some cream for that."
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)
You should try these out at a comedy club.
But don't be surprised if somebody Eccles.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)
But don't be surprised if somebody Eccles.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)
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