I assume this is due to hikers you get in the pub?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Why would we get hikers in the pub?
No, it's due to being taken to Keswick one too many times as a kid and being taken on forced marches up the hills. In January. One time my trousers froze solid :/
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I bet you were taken to "Keswick" one too many times
and a "forced march up the hills" is bound to make your "trousers freeze solid"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I last went when I was 13
Don't be disgusting.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

welcome to b3ta
why not take some time to familiarise yourself with how things are done around here ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I was being mock-outraged
I assure you, I have quite the twisted sense of humour.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

it didn't contain enough superlatives to properly get across the mock nature

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Terribly sorry
I'll try harder next time.

*Grabs thesaurus*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)