I wear them inside those as well
But you just never know when you might take them off.
And besides - your feet KNOW.

And Britain's full of fitties, both male and female. They often have bad teeth though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The bad teeth thing is an urban myth
Britain has a far lower rate of tooth decay and fillings than 'Merica.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

they all just pay to have them straightened and whitened
or replaced by fake ones

because they are all so vain they think this song is about them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

You're correct, when they say "bad"
they usually mean wonky and slightly yellowed. They can be easily shut up with "our dental car is mostly free, I have no fillings and all my original teeth, we just don't straighten and bleach them because looking like Donnie Osmond makes you gay".

Or something snappier.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I bet they do

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)