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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's pink and hard in the morning?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:42, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I'm pretty sure the correct answer was either
Cot death, or the FT Crossword.

Depending on if someone had heard the joke before or not.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
The financial times?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
+crossword
otherwise it doesn't make sense.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Me in my lucky pink suit?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Gerry Rafferty?

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Did you know he played the mini-Moog
on the 'Blockbusters' theme?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Whereas Bob Holness played fuck all on Baker Street.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)
He was also the first person to play James Bond
as a voice on the radio
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Keith Chegwin
was the first person to play 'pop'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)
at The Phil

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Cheggers drinks pop.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I hope they were good seats
(wasn't part of this in joke, so apologies if i'm off target)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
No, you've Squeezed in fine, there.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:08, Reply)
now i'm Tempted to join in
i mean, if it's Cool For Cats
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Pink.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)
A white rock.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Under a red light.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)

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