wow that was a crude surprise
coming from you. i mean, i expect that sort of tone-lowering from some quarters, but from you??

besides, there is NOTHING fuzzy about it, ok. it's like... warm peach satin.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*throws half-eaten peach in the bin*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

*after humping it frenetically*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Wahey! *waggles eyebrows*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)

argh
stop it, don't make me IGNORE you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

But you're the Jermain Defoe to his Peter Crouch.

( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)

For all the elegance I might try to instil in my prose
I'm afraid there's no escaping the fact that my humour rests comfortably in the gutter. Perhaps I should have tried to phrase it more wittily.

But still, warm peach satin, you say? Tell me more...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

haha
i doubt anyone here wants to hear any more than that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)

*facepalms*
Do you intentionally try to attract pandergazzes?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

no, in my head i am just being "funny"
but i can understand how nobody would believe this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Oh, it was perfectly amusing,
just my train of thought halted at the next logical station, at which the platform announcement forecast myriad messages with the subject line "I'd like to hear more."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)