A friend recently MMSed her flange to another friend.
I also wished one of my friends a happy 30th and told him I loved him.
Same name as bf, spelt differently.

Once when in the pub with an annoying friend, she asked me to text another girl demanding she comes out. Knowing she would make an excuse (and who could blame her?)I sent "Chalrie requests your company in the pub. What's that? You have appendicitis? Lucky you!" But I sent it to the wrong girl, a girl who Chalrie's very good mates with.
With a convoluted story I managed to make it look like I was being sarcastic to the other girl as she never seemed to come out and always had an excuse. (She often came out, but just not with annoying Charlie.)

Edited for LIES. And Kroney, who doesn't know what a Chalrie is, the meff.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You tell the best stories

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Stop the mockery!!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Who's Suzy?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Oh, hold on. I changed her name to protect... myself from a beating.
I wanted to use a name that was like hers though. I opted for Charlie but nearly put Suzy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

So Charlie's really Suzy?
Because you did put Suzy.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

She's neither.
Just one of those names.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Oh you changed it.
I liked Charlie better, change it back to Charlie.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Ok
If I change it to Charlie will you make the snow melt please?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Sure thing
I think Charlie makes more sense given the context of the story.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Thanks.
Snow has stopped. Now make it melt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:54, Reply)

What's a Chalrie?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Shut the fuck up!
I'm in work and not supposed to be here. I'm typing fast!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

How rude

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Well at least I know what a Chalrie is...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I've decided I like Suzy better anyway
so you can keep your snow.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I WANT YOU TO SHO-OW MEEEEE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Oh Monty
Monty, Monty, Monty

*shakes head*
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Aaaaaaaaah wanna know-oo-woooah-oh

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)