Not texts
But private messages online - unfortunately because it wasn't a proper email server, I couldn't attach pictures directly, so I had to go the long-winded route of uploading an image through a host and linking to it in the email.

It had been a perfectly innocent conversation with a girl on this website. I thought I was getting the right vibes from her, and in the course of conversation I wanted to share some "fluffeh;" a picture of my friend's kittens.

After that she stopped replying. Had I said something I shouldn't have? Imagine my abject horror when I checked my "Sent Items" and realised I'd messed up the html in my last message and sent not an image of adorable feline innocence, but an enormous, high-resolution photograph of my own semi-flaccid genitalia!

I was so embarrassed I almost crashed my harrier jumpjet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

haha, nice.
I think "harrier jumpjet" should be the new Honda Accord.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Far fewer former-schoolyard bully junkies in the South Pole though

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Fewer adequate medical facilities too, though.
Still, that's not a problem if you're a qualified doctor.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

See I knew this wasn't about you as it mentioned a member of the opposite sex

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

....who isn't Judy pissing Garland.

Or Kylie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)