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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Best thing: Gives nice hugs, best with things digging into your back (like hipbones, or something)Worst thing: They don't have breasts.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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latest was 15 years ago)
I thought you'd met al(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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Pull a fatty.A fat bloke probably has moobs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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Last guy did.But moobs are not breasts :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:14,
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Why not get some of those fake tits that Gazza always seemed to be photographed wearing...And insist that any bloke who comes near you, puts them on.
Men won't find that weird in the slightest.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:16,
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But they won't react in the same way!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:18,
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As Gazza?Turning up at a police stand off with a fishing rod and a carrier bag full of lager?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:26,
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No, the breasts.I like them, you see.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:27,
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Or Sting-rays as they're now known.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:30,
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