I'm going to do both because I'm greedy like that.
Women:
BT: Tits. Fucking sexy.
WT: I always fancy the straight ones.

Men:
BT: Bedroom antics (read: Cock). Buy me things. The cuddling
WT: The "men only want sex" thing isn't as true as I'd hope.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

OMG U FANCY GIRLZ?!
Any really hot girls you fancy you should send my way.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)

There's only one girl I fancy at the moment
And she's taken. She was my flatmate last year, and she is smokin hot.
She'd get all bicurious and tell me she fancied me when she was drunk and we'd get off, and then her boyfriend would drag her away.
He didn't like us being alone together :(

Oh and the girl I got with on NYE. But she also has a boyfriend. And now so do I.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I tend to fancy girls who are taken
It's not exactly ideal!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I had a terrible habit of fancying girls who didn't fancy me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I have that too
I would draw a Venn diagram, but it'd just be one massive circle of FAIL.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:22, Reply)

If only I'd got there first,
I well could have turned her.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Until she found that boy and ditched you for him
Face it, he's just better than you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)

APPLEBITE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)