No, I had a frozen mars bar because I've barely eaten today.
And the calories are all sleeping, aren't they?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yes Lampito, yes they are.
Likewise, food taken from someone elses plate has no calories, and broken biscuits have had all the calories fall out of them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Calories mean "heat" or something, don't they, so cold calories aren't calories at all!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I am stealing this
for I will shortly have 2 litres of extremely fucking tasty ice cream.

See also: calories eaten whilst exercising do not count, and chocolate is a bean, therefore a vegetable, therefore one of my five a day.
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)

I've got a similar view on cider.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Ah, the 'it's made of apples which are fruit which are good for me'?
yeah, I think that too.
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Correct!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Calories eaten while exercising?
Walking's exercise, right. So if I eat while walking up and down the stairs...negative calories?!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Yup, that's the one.
this is why I used to go to McDonalds after the gym. Totally counterproductive, but mmmm, endorphins.
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Yes. Yes that's correct.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)