A neutron goes into a bar and asks "how much for a pint of lager?"
barman says "for you? no charge"

I've got a lot more of these, you know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

two atoms are walking down the road
when one of them stops suddenly and begins checking his pockets frantically.
"What's the matter?" asks the other atom.
"I've lost an electron!" he replies.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I laughed at this as well
Dear god I'm sad.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I went to this fancy dress party dressed as sodium chloride, this man poored sulphuric acid on me, i didnt know how to react.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)