I can't deal with that 'OoOoOoOoh I'm so RANDOM' shit
It is the reason why that Fielding cunt will be first against the wall.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did you see him on the Big Fat Quiz
I wanted to slap him.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Nah, I don't have a TV
My housemate was watching Buzzcocks on iplayer the other week, and Paloma Faith was on, and they were flirting with each other. If those two were allowed to breed, the world would implode due to too much 'smug, pretentious, unfunny, cunt' concentration in one place.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Oh so, much like if you and AA are allowed to breed?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)

but less ugly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I will never breed.
I'd make a shit mother. Even my cat ran away because I said mean things to her.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)

haha Noel Fielding is ace
I love a man who isn't afraid to wear a cape
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I'm quite glad someone has said this
he might not be the best comedian in the world but I find him quite amusing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:25, Reply)

fucking mtfu and say it yourself next time then
he is still bollocks
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I hadn't even noticed the Fieldinghate
until TGB had posted and I had something to agree with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Ignore Bobby we all know he doesn't get the internet
I don't think I can make oxford I have to work but like totally see you at my birthday. I may be drunk and grope you. I do not apologise
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

No apologies needed
and it'll be good to see you then
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I like the fact that he genuinely seems to have fun on panel shows and stuff

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I'm no expert judge
but he does look as though he's enjoying it and it's a lot better than those who are up their own arse about it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)

yeah but I could go and find
millions of other people who will have just as much if not more fun than him who will be funnier.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Don't hurry back

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Nah I immac'd it

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

but who haven't made a successful career for themselves
and therefore don't have the same opportunity.

It's like every cunt ever saying 'I could do better than Damien Hirst' and then not one of them ever making an actual move towards giving it a shot.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)

if you had said Tracey Emin
I would've said "most people wouldn't think that producing that fucking shite would get them anywhere"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I can't stand it myself
but I also think that it's odd that most people who think they could do better haven't even tried.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

not sure whether I agree
or not.

Can't remember if I am guilty of saying that I could do better. I suspect not. Even with how shit U2 are, I still don't proclaim to be able to do better. This speaks more about my own ego these days I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I try not
to claim to be better than people. But I do think I could do a better sketch show than Frankie Boyle and half the other crew, but sadly they don't accept open submissions
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I generally don't need to claim it
it's immediately apparent.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Have you ever done any standup?
Send me some of your material and I'll cast a critical eye over it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I'm not funny enough
for standup, but I can write fairly consistently for sketches
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

So can I.
If you want feedback, drop me a line.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I don't know
Did you watch "Goldsmiths: But is it art?"? It was on BBC4 about six months ago. Set of fucking cunts, the lot of them.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Media coverage is different ,he has done enough to hang around with the same old shit for now
but it won't last. Look at Russell Brand, he had fuck all going for himself so has bagged a spastic yank and gone into shit movies as he can't carry on being shit for a living. Fielding has made such a fuss about being lolwaki he has effectively condemned himself to fail as anything he does will either be the same and shit or new and trying to hard and therefore shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)

^this

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

he is a tit
you like tits
you are a lesbian
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I like breasts

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)