What do you call an Australian cricketer with a century? A bowler
I do indeed mean Derby but I think the filth sums them up better. Plus it's quicker to say and type than sheepshaggers, and I'm lazy.

Hope the rubbishness passes quickly mate. Good luck with building up the clean time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's easy enough.
Did you win?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Nah mate
Thoroughly disappointing. There was a point on Saturday when we'd been eliminated from both disciplines, Forest were a goal down and I turned on the TV looking for something to cheer myself up. Found Star Wars... Episode ONE. Got drunk after that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Star Wars One
The Phantom plotline.

Horrible film.

You have my deepest sympathies.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

It's worse than it sounds
The Sky thingy came up saying "Star Wars Episode..." before the picture flickered on so I thought it was going to be the perfect way to cheer myself up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Where were you dancing again?

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Blackpool
This was the big one, hence my disappointment. Ah well. Fuck 'em, bloody poofters wouldn't know a decent Quickstep if they tripped over one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

You and the missus must have looked out of place
Or did you wear kappa and burberry to blend in and avoid being mugged?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Hotel wasn't far from the venue
And when we went out to Funny Girls the night before we went in a big group. Safety in well-dressed numbers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

*phew*
did you take the Paul Smith nunchuks, just in case?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Yes
but I'm glad I didn't have to use them, the diamante encrusting isn't cheap to replace
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

As you'll agree,
Rhinestones ain't cheap!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I hate that fucking advert

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Me too, but I always think of you when I see it.
Do you eat cheesey peas?

*I hate these Aviva ads, and Paul Whitehouse has lost all credibility in my eyes*
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Nope
A workmate of mine said much the same yesterday. I just don't want anything to do with Aviva to remind people of me. Cunts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

True - they tried to charge me a fucking grand for car insurance.
Wankers.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)