Because I'm sick.
And because I'm disappointed in myself for falling off the wagon (although it's not negatively affected anything I do).
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've never been on a wagon to fall off of.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

*shakes hands*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I don't suppose
"I can't afford to go to the pub" counts.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Neither do 'I'm asleep' or 'I'm at work', I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Lucky you...
I went on a whole load of them when I came out of rehab.

I'm still on them all (despite a recent tumble off of one of them), other than booze. I like booze.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

From now on I'm reading all your posts
in Super Hans voice
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)

top idea
I will also do this
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I may actually re-read my own posts in that voice.
Thanks for the idea.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Alrite B69

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

B69?
Oh, would you believe (Plum)dozer and I have made our peace?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Off topics well renowned pisscan blaireau69
Really? Dozers all right, I don't understand all this internet unpleasantry, we all need to get on as fellow forum users.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Oh, that cunt. Cheers Rory....
He seems ok - we got off on the wrong footing and carried it on a bit too much.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

No problem DP
For the love of god, no matter how bad things get, don't ever follow his seven step plan to recovery
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Christ, he's the dude that loonytunes, WBM, Roger, Batshit etc paid the mortgage for
Wasn't he a hopeless alky and fantasist?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

worse than that
he's really boring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I vaguely remember him.
He wasn't related to Bert was he?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

He called me psychochump once,
I cried for days.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post565170?highlight=answers-post-565316
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

he is such a dick
you couldn't have been more right there I think.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I remember that cruel zing
I'd have left the internet for several days if I was on the end of such a horrific mauling
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I'd have gone and sunk my cock right up to the knackers
in my sister if he'd have called me something as cruel as that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Steady on there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I'm just looking for an excuse, really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Did you see his total cuntery to DiT
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post565374
I fucking love that, I just lolled even though I've read it a dozen times.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

FUCK-ING
HE-LL
It's a shame he doesn't post anymore, that's top internetting
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

That confused me, because 'whit' means 'the least bit'
Never known it to be regarded as a different spelling for 'wit'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

You are correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

That's because it isn't.
B69 is a fucking idiot and a prime chopper to boot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

what a dick he was.
although, psychoCHUMP - well, that's a winner.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

The internet was made for the likes of him.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Are you missing a "don't" there?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Good spot
here's an internet biscuit
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)