I don't want to be depressing.
I'm in a pretty good mood, but I don't want to be called smug.

Alt: All the ones that are labelled 'celebrity' and all the ones that have appeared in gossip magazines
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Croissant bitch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Just like that

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I aim to please

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

And you do

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I'm going to paraphrase that and use it like review taglines for movies
"Labs aims to please, and always strikes true. 5/5 - Applebite"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I shan't be happy until you put it on your profile

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

to please for the tits
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Didn't you ban yourself from the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Yeah
But no one knows about my secret double life on here
so there was no one to give the password to, and I wouldn't trust any of you lot with it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Somewhere LAK are making sadfaces

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Well none of LAK are here at the moment are they

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

They know though. They know.
Poor sadfaced ladies.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)

No, I meant they weren't included in the 'you lot'
as none of them are here currently
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Oh, my mistake
But you haven't given them your password either.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Didn't occur to me
The person I gave my other passwords to just happened to be there when I came up with the idea.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I've just texted l&k

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

snitch

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I just got off a conference call about killer viruses.
I thought of you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

awwww
That's lovely

Be more specific though. What viruses.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Trying to estimate the number of people with meningitis that'll be misdiagnosed
because of the current flu "problem"

/p.s. check mouseover.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Oh ta.
Not killer enough.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)

They're pretty fucking killer in terms of pure numbers.
Your standards are too high
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)

That's because infection rates are also so high.
I prefer things with low morbidity rate, but high mortality.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I prefer women with low morbid obesity rate
And middling morality.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Really? They're just a sideshow
High morbidity bact/viruses are the ones that need study to have the most impact on public health.
The problem being they're the tough ones because they mutate so quickly.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I know that, and it's all very interesting, and important
But my interests lie mostly in haemorrhagic fevers and other emerging infections.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)

NO! do what I say!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Oh go on email me your password
that would be hilariously funny.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Er
No
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Goooo on
there can't be anything worse about me in your account that you haven't said to my face.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

That wasn't what I was worried about.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

you're no fun
/third time lucky.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)