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In keeping with the depressing theme of today
Which celebrities do you think will die this year?

Alt: Which celebrities do you wish would die this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:09, 194 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Alt: All of them

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Even the political bloggers you revere as if they were celebrities?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
They're not celebrities though, are they?
Oh yeah, Sally Bercow's started following me on Twitter since I insulted her yesterday. Ha.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Bruice

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)
The bastard lovechild of Bruce Forsyth and Vanilla Ice?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'm on a conference call saving lives, sorry.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
It is remarkable that Forsyth is still going
I used to assume that he'd lose his mind - hopefully mid-recording - before SCD petered out but he's giving it a good old go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
he's a robot and has been for some time

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)
My bet is on Jeff Hardy
Alt: Kelvin MacKenzie and Fred Phelps are at the top of the list for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Cheers for deleting the thread stomp
I don't know who your alt choices are, but isn't your main choice a wrestler?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Fred Phelps is head of WBC

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Aye, he's a wrestler with major drug issues
Kelvin MacKenzie is the scum of the Earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
What a cunt
I support wishes for his demise.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
So far, everyone who hears of him wants him to die.
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Kelvin Mackenzie is a "journalist" who wrote an article about the Hillsborough disaster.
It may have contained a few slightly insulting untruths.
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
That is the most polite way of saying
"unbelievably hurtful lies worthy only of the lowest kind of subhuman scum" I've ever heard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Without attempting to hide my hatred for what Mackenzie wrote about Hillsborough
I do find it remarkable he is more hated for that (which no matter how unpleasant did not actively harm a single person) than, say, Rebekah Wade (several innocent people beaten up as a direct result of her insane NotW "name and shame paedos" campagin") or any number of Mail editorial staff (I've no idea of the numbers of deaths from measles or mumps amongst children unvaccinated post-their MMR horseshit but it's more than 1, which I think we'll all agree is too many)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
^ This
Especially the anti-vaccine stuff. Cunts.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Looked at analytically I have to agree with your point
but I was at Hillsborough, so am massively biased
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Kelvin Mackenzie is guilty of fuck sight worse crimes against journalism than that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
He was the editor who created the story almost entirely composed of lies, listing people as witnesses who had never spoken to him
He also paid photographers to climb cemetery walls, so they could take photographs of a private funeral.

I hope he dies. Painfully.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
getting photographers to take pictures of a private funeral
however unpleasant, is hardly uncommon.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Gazza will die this year.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I bet Gazza dies in a truly spectacular manner
None of this 'after a long illness' shit for him.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
suicide I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
"Paul Gascoigne died today
After a lengthy battle with FLYING SHARKS"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I can see that happening
Only Gazza could make the Dr. Who Xmas special come true.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Fuck, HOW GOOD was that?!
Made me cry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Ok, you're just making this too easy now
Plus, it wasn't very good, definitely the worst of the specials so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I liked it because it was Dr. Who, which makes it awesome by default
But the story was stupid. He crossed the time lines. FAIL.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
plus
/massive geek alert

The morality of it was aeons away from the usual stance.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
I think that's to do with a new Doctor though

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Doctor Who: GAY
Crying at Doctor Who: GAY
This whole post: GAY
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Alright AB?
Dr Who is ace, crying at it is not.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Dr Who is shittier than the toilet in an all boy student house.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Better than the Mighty Boosh
It is you that likes that, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
No

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Fuck, that went wrong then.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
She likes supernatural
which makes her a fucking spastic.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Not seen it, can't comment

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Yes but you're dead inside

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Incorrect
On all counts
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
you are right
Doctor Who is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Yes it is
I saw the Christmas special (under protest). It was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
see also:
almost everything else on prime time BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Correct

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Amen to that as well
It's why I'm not bothered about being unable to get tv reception.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
No way, Zen is awesome.
Plus I now quite like silent witness too.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)
And Luther, and Sherlock
the BBC is brilliant to be fair. You mockers!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)

That or an alcohol, fishing rod, KFC style incident
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Not if Paul Ince comes to his rescue with a pair of skis, a bottle of port and a curry.

(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
arf.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I don't want to be depressing.
I'm in a pretty good mood, but I don't want to be called smug.

Alt: All the ones that are labelled 'celebrity' and all the ones that have appeared in gossip magazines
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Croissant bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Just like that

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I aim to please

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)
And you do

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I'm going to paraphrase that and use it like review taglines for movies
"Labs aims to please, and always strikes true. 5/5 - Applebite"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I shan't be happy until you put it on your profile

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

to please for the tits
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Didn't you ban yourself from the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Yeah
But no one knows about my secret double life on here
so there was no one to give the password to, and I wouldn't trust any of you lot with it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Somewhere LAK are making sadfaces

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Well none of LAK are here at the moment are they

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
They know though. They know.
Poor sadfaced ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
No, I meant they weren't included in the 'you lot'
as none of them are here currently
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Oh, my mistake
But you haven't given them your password either.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Didn't occur to me
The person I gave my other passwords to just happened to be there when I came up with the idea.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I've just texted l&k

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)
snitch

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I just got off a conference call about killer viruses.
I thought of you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)
awwww
That's lovely

Be more specific though. What viruses.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Trying to estimate the number of people with meningitis that'll be misdiagnosed
because of the current flu "problem"

/p.s. check mouseover.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Oh ta.
Not killer enough.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)
They're pretty fucking killer in terms of pure numbers.
Your standards are too high
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)
That's because infection rates are also so high.
I prefer things with low morbidity rate, but high mortality.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I prefer women with low morbid obesity rate
And middling morality.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Really? They're just a sideshow
High morbidity bact/viruses are the ones that need study to have the most impact on public health.
The problem being they're the tough ones because they mutate so quickly.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I know that, and it's all very interesting, and important
But my interests lie mostly in haemorrhagic fevers and other emerging infections.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)
NO! do what I say!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Oh go on email me your password
that would be hilariously funny.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Er
No
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Goooo on
there can't be anything worse about me in your account that you haven't said to my face.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)
That wasn't what I was worried about.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
you're no fun
/third time lucky.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I say we boycott the word celebrity.
It insinuates a lack of noteworthy reason to be famous, and therefore a reason they should all be dead.
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Pretty much the lot of them
seeing as how "celebrity" effectively means "person famous despite having done not one single worthwhile thing of note to justify the world even knowing who they are"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Well said.
Also, see immediately above.
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)
curses. Vacuous celebritypiss.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Kim Jong-il

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Thatcher. Surely.
Also good call on Paul Gascoigne, I'm amazed he's made it this far. Russell Brand surely can't look that much like a man ravaged by STDs without having at least one or two, can he?

I've veered into Alt Q territory with that last point so I'll go on to say Michael McIntyre (obviously), James Corden (obviously), Jamie Oliver (obv... hang on)

Need a leftfield entry. Len Goodman! It's only a matter of time before he forgets who he is live on air anyway, I can't believe he used to be a respected Ballroom dancer with the shit he spouts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
You just had to sparkle it up at the end, didn't you?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Yes
In my defence, I was trying to think of someone that no-one else would. Made sense to stick to my specialist subject
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I didn't know they approved 'bumderism' as a topic on Mastermind

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Please don't question me on the subject of BBC general knowledge quiz shows
/smuggery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Sorry Darth
I'm in a bad mood, and you're too easy to insult sometimes. However, you may care to notice that I haven't said anything above about you crying like a little girlpants at Dr. Who.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Appreciate it
You've actually been really nice to me lately. I approve of this

Edit: How is the new blog coming?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)
So-so
Expecting it up for about 11 p.m. I have to go to work between 5.30 - 9, so I've printed the article I'm basing it off. I'll plan it at work and then bash it up when I get back. I'm pretty sure what I want to say though, I've just been lazy and distracted this afternoon.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Good plan though
making the most of your work hours. Am looking forward to reading it, as ever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Woo! Tell your friends, etc.
As ever, I shall chuck a link on Facebook when I'm done.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Cheers honey
May I enquire after the subject matter? I promise not to tell the press
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
The government are to announce plans to charge couples with children a fee to break up
Uurgh. Hateful cunts.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)
WHAT?!
Coming from anyone else I would call bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:25, Reply)
Sadly, not bullshit.
I mean, in a way, it's kind of impressive. They've been in power for 8 months and they're already trying this shit?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I reckon something that unfair and cruel
can only have been the product of a late-night drunken bet. "Let's see what else we can get away with under the pretence of reducing the debt - Clegg will get the blame anyway"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I strongly suspect that you might be right
And I might quote you on that.

And by 'quote you on that' I mean 'rip off what you just said'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I demand partial credit
Feel free to refer to me by a (complimentary) pseudonym
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)
E.g.,
"I reckon something that unfair and cruel
can only have been the product of a late-night drunken bet. "Let's see what else we can get away with under the pretence of reducing the debt - Clegg will get the blame anyway"[1]"

1. Some filthy poove I know off the internet
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Princess Twinkledrawers?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Implying an air of regality
is probably the most complimentary thing you've ever said about me

in public
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Oh yes
I forgot about all the truly filthy gazzes I sent you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)
*knowing grin*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

sm b
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Bindun
Lots of times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)
we know you have committed buggery lots of times

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)
7/10
Not bad at all. Not your best work though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)
given how tired I feel
I will happily accept 7/10, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)
There's some joke about sexual prowess to be made there
but frankly I can't be arsed to flesh it out (hehehe). Sorry to hear that the insomnia is still being a cunt mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

leftfield raving marmite wizard
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
GIOTD
That's "Gay Insult Of The Day", for anyone who's wondering
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
it is a good one that's for sure
I think I may start appending wizard to more insults
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
only you can dish that award out. No one else understands the criteria.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)
You don't know what constitutes a gay insult?
Let me give you some examples. Your football team are a bunch of talented but physically undeveloped wimps with no real hunger who bottle it whenever the finish line is in sight - football insult, based on fact but exaggerated for comic effect.

Your football team play like girls and you're gay for supporting them - gay insult, based on fact but exaggerated for comic effect.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Being literal is for homosexuals.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I have no counterargument to this staggeringly odd statement

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)
The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
i don't wish anyone to die :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Anyone want to write a report on road traffic accidents in Wales for me?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)
"This crash was a baa-d one?"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I am going to try my hardest to shoe horn that in somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Ewe could have done better there AA

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I wanted it to stand out, not be part of the flock

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)
this is awful
it makes me want to fleece
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Oof, don't say that near anyone who likes puns
They'll shank you.

Ah fuck, now I want lamb for tea
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I predict a flood
Will wash through the celebrity Jungle camp in Oz this year. However, whichever z list bimbo they choose this year will be spared as her gigantic mammaries will act as a flotation device and carry her to safety. Ant & Dec will however perish.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I would watch this

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Gazza, Brucie and Prince Philip.
Atl: Katona.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I wish you would get famous and then die

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I'm more likely to achieve infamy, will that do?
I guess you're more interested in the dying part though. I'll see what I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)
good lad

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)
You penguin-bothering beardy smug-wizard.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)
it doesn't bother them
the rest is true
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Alt Q: Chris Moyles
I hope his heart explodes whilst he is talking live on air. I might be a middle class twat but burping on the radio when you are at least 40 something. Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Zsa Zsa Gabor
cant be far away from the scythe...

Alt... I wouldnt object to Simon Cowell biting the dust
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)
maggie can't have long left, surely
should be dead:

jonathan woss, terry wogan, davina mccall, kerry katona the bankrupt tramp, anthea and wendy turner, everyone who has had anything to do with the visual abortion that is "jackass" ever.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)
as long as I get to knock boots with Davina first then that's ok
Jackass can be absolutely hilarious. You are weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)
davina is horrendous, like an oozing risotto of smugness and fake niceness
and jackass..... omg words cannot describe the rage that programme fills me with, they really can't.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I'll try.
Imagine how many jellybeans it would take to fill the Grand Canyon. Now imagine that each jellybean is a molecule of pure, unadulterated, rage - so strong that it could literally make things explode if they came too close. Now imaging that the molecules are fizzing away in my head when I see Jackass. THAT'S how full of rage.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Terry Wogan! shame on you.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)
Yet another thing that Bobby and I are agreed on
I met Terry Wogan once as a result of my Dad being on Jim'll Fix It. He's an absolute gent. Jimmy Saville on the other hand was completely mental (this was in 1992) and I'm amazed that no-one has yet mentioned him for this celebrity death list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Worth picking Monty's brains, I believe
I seem to remember he knows some fairly frightening second-hand stories about Saville.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
Meh, effort
I shall attempt to summon him by means of base provocation

JIMI HENDRIX WAS NOT FIT TO STRING PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BASS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You're lucky I know this is just a wind-up.
I almost got the Barrymore mask out of the filing cabinet and ripped a leg off the nearest chair...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I like that you're personalising the method of horrible murder
in terms you (mistakenly) believe I'll appreciate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I don't expect to appreciate it, Mr Foxtrot
I expect you to DIE! Face-down in a swimming pool with a chair-leg up your arse.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)
This made me smile more than any other post today
take three points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)
alt: it might be quicker to name the celebrities I don't want to die
I'm sure if I put in enough thought I'll be able to come up with one or two.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Alt: Hopefully they'll all disappear into thin air and then people will have no choice but to pay more attention to ME.
Alternatively I second Col Dracula's point - it would be nice if the "celebrity culture" would die a death this year, or at least be whittled back to people who were famous for being good at something, rather than the current legions of mumbling, slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging cretins who will fight tooth and nail to be famous just for the sake of being famous and/or bill and coo over the intimate minutiae of every other vacous australopithecine non-entity who is famous for the sake of being famous.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)
It would be lovely, but it'll never happen
Lowest common denominator will always win, plus there's too much money to be made by the media by creating and exploiting celebrities, especially the talentless wankstains that see fame as an easy route to money for doing fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)
How can we change it?
There must be some way that we can turn the tide of popular opinion so that people realise that someone like Katie Price is famous for nothing more than being a crass, pneumatic-breasted gobshite who made a living by removing clothes for money and developed her career into one in which she gets paid for airing her increasingly pathetic filthy laundry to whichever magazine bids highest and milking it as the ultimate tragedy-porn.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Yeah but she just split up with her husband, we should feel sorry for her
Poor lamb. Still, it'll provide enough material for another 'book'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:15, Reply)
we should take bets on which moron she will marry next

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Channelling all my psychic senses
I see a muscular, orange idiot.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Carrot Top?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Oh man, that would be totally awesome!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I'm putting a fiver on Chompy

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I'm going with Wee Jimmy Krankie.
The ultimate celebrity marriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I often thought, "Who reads those fucking things?"
Then I saw an advert for Robbie "So fucking smug I'm like a Northern version of University Challenge" Williams' most recent "book" with the subtitle "Exclusive to Tesco."

That pretty much answered it for me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:21, Reply)
These people:
www.life.com/image/93176265

Who, as I'm sure you'll agree, all look like paragons of good taste and intellect.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)
I honestly don't know if we ever can
The money/gossip making formula works. The only thing I can think of would be the total, unanimous slating of all talentless celebrities by the media as a whole. If every paper, blog and tv show lambasts everybody on reality tv and talent shows, maybe it'd sway public opinion over to also seeing these wannabe celebs as being vacuous and attention-seeking.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)
The simultaneous deaths of Piers Morgan, Rebekah Wade and Simon Cowell
would help this cause a great deal.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:22, Reply)
Whilst it would help
There'll always be more waiting to take up their places.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:24, Reply)
And I suppose we're all guilty of it to some extent.
I, for example, have never actually seen any of Christina Hendricks' work, and can therefore not assess the quality of her acting, but that doesn't stop me occasionally doing a google image search and wishing could I have just one squeeze of those magnificent breasts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)
She's superb in Firefly, even if she was a little smaller then

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)
Christina Hendricks is amazing
/envies
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)
She does have a rather cracking pair of...erm...assets?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I would
I'm not even remotely gay, but I still would.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Well, that makes three of us...I like where this is going...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I am using my psychic powers to see into the future...
...the mists are clearing, it is not a good year for Jimmys...I see names and causes of death...I can't match them up though...

Celebrities:
Jimmy Savile
Jimmy Sommerville
Jimmy Krankie (real name Morag McHaggis)

Cause of death:
Bummed to death
Child snatcher
Old age

It's impossible to guess which cause of death will befall the above celebrities.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)
I'm sure we can arrange Cause no.1 for all three
Give me time to team up with Darth and draw up a plan and we'll have DA'ed the lot of 'em to breaking point in time for christmas.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You can't bum Jimmy to death, he's a Knight of the british empire
KBE doesnt stand for "(K)nightly Bumming Entertainment"

Or does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)
It will when he's locked in the basement of his holiday home in Glencoe Valley

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)
In your post above, you say "I second Col. Draculas point"
I think you mean somebody else
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)
Shit, wrong Colonel again.
I do apologise.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)
No worries

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)
I reckon Jade Goody will kick it
Alt Q: I hate celebrities. I do wish Jennifer Aniston would die though not out of any particular dislike but just to watch the papers explode

Queen of our Hearts hmmm no ANGIE DOES AWAY WITH LOVE RIVAL still not quite right, ahhh how about JADE GOODY and PRINCESS DI IN LESBIAN LOVE ORGY WITH TALENTED COMEDY ACTRESS
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)
This is a surprisingly schizophrenic post
You feeling quite alright?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)
Life you know
gets you down
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)
But you have new shoes!
You can't possibly be sad.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)
The shoes are very nice
but life is not
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Oh dear. Whassup?
(Dare I ask?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)
I have to write a thesis
when all my research proves that the amount of the work in the field is not adequete enough to provide suitable references.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Oof.
If it's any consolation, I do know somebody who insists that she managed to write an entire PhD thesis despite having none of the data she had initially set out to collect. Any good scientist will tell you (as will I, haha) that even if your research disproves or invalidates your original hypothesis, it's still a discovery and therefore worth writing up. (Different field, I realise, but the principles overlap somewhat)

Can your supervisor/tutor provide any useful advice?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)
Well it's my own stupid fault
If I'd done the research over the summer/autumn like I was meant to then I'd have known and been able to change. I'm just going to have to blag my way through now. Thanks anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

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