I am using my psychic powers to see into the future...
...the mists are clearing, it is not a good year for Jimmys...I see names and causes of death...I can't match them up though...

Celebrities:
Jimmy Savile
Jimmy Sommerville
Jimmy Krankie (real name Morag McHaggis)

Cause of death:
Bummed to death
Child snatcher
Old age

It's impossible to guess which cause of death will befall the above celebrities.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm sure we can arrange Cause no.1 for all three
Give me time to team up with Darth and draw up a plan and we'll have DA'ed the lot of 'em to breaking point in time for christmas.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)

You can't bum Jimmy to death, he's a Knight of the british empire
KBE doesnt stand for "(K)nightly Bumming Entertainment"

Or does it?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)

It will when he's locked in the basement of his holiday home in Glencoe Valley

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:17, Reply)

In your post above, you say "I second Col. Draculas point"
I think you mean somebody else
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Shit, wrong Colonel again.
I do apologise.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)

No worries

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)