I've gone backwards
in my day it was all about IRC.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Internet relay chat?
I don't know anything about that, I guess I was too busy downloading low quality porn
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)

alright Rory?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Alrite dozer
I'm struggling to cope with offline and online threats of violence and death. It's a wonder I leave the house at all.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Online as well as offline?
Double dose of the RETRIBUTION?

When did you last leave the house anyway, you massive autism?

There's a guy at work with some type of autistic spectrum disorder. He is the most annoying man I have encountered in a very, very long time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Surely he's the gift that keeps on giving, unless of course he spews spittle when he speaks
I had to put up spittling autism once, he was a very annoying cunt.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

No, no spitting or plhegming,
He is the loudest typer EVER and he has to do a flourish when he types. You can hear him from a good twenty feet away. It's worse when he is seemingly attacking his calculator.

And he uses the word 'basically' about four times in every sentence he utters.

He is just fucking annoying.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

I remember mIRC
Ah the good old days
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)