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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening natter?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:49, 228 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Alright JTDF

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Alright Max.
When is your next date with your new lady?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Friday, she's stopping with me for the weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)
You're wasting no time in 'getting to know her'!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
yay
the token 'person with a life' on here is doing good. Let us live vicariously though your adventures!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
evening, sir

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Evening Crunchy.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
not bad
set a mouse trap and not doing much more interesting than that. I want to learn something new, what should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Have you set the mouse trap so that the ball has to knock the diver into the pond?
That was always my favourite bit of that game.

(What do you want to learn?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I have never played that game, so it's lost on me
there is a slopey bit with jam at the end

What should I learn was really my question
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
What are you most interested in?
Music? Learning a new language? Something creative?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
hmm
I think I'd like to learn to sing or play flute better or play guitar a lot better. But there again I could go out of my comfort zone and do something I don't know much about
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Become a plumber.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
u-bender

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I only suggested it because I happened to be listening to this at the time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCcMHJTI38
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
lucky it wasn't a song about a hooker

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
How would that have fitted in with the plumber suggestion?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
gah!
I meant, if you'd heard a song about a hooker you would have suggested I learn to be a hooker
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
True. True.
There are a million and one other songs that would have made the post worse.

So, when are you off to plumbing college?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)
next week, I reckon
they must do a course on it at my place
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
taxidermy
there's a dead cat going begging round here somewhere.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
surely if I stuffed it and filmed myself putting it in a bin
that would be Art. I'd be famous
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
you may as well bank that turner prize money now.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)
shit bags
I just remembered I have an 8:30am meeting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
u jelly
soz, it's stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Me jelly?
How is life on the other side of the pond today K?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)
it's fucking cold and it's starting to snow
how's life over therr
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)
It's stopped snowing and it seems to be getting a bit warmer.
HA! IN YOUR FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
yeah but it's always colder there than it is here
ALL YEAR ROUND
U JELLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:01, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
No.
Because I'm not american.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)
it's not so bad, really

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Really?
What makes being an american acceptable?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Problem?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)
heh heh heh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
alwight you lot.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Alwight at the back?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Yar.
How goes it with you?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I'm bored.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I'm okay.
Just spent over 2 hours cleaning my flat and it's still very much a hell flat. Except now it's a hell flat that smells like bleach.

As soon as my flatmate gets home I'm going to skin up and have a natter with him.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Why not skin up now, have a nice smoke and then just let your flatmate do the nattering?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
That is a far better idea.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
You can then loaf about and give him a good listening to.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)
He has lady issues.
I have no doubt I'll be doing a lot of listening.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Run him a nice bath, get him some chocolate and tell him you can't see his acne.
I've gone out of my way to misunderstand, haven't I?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
raaaaah!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
meeeeooowwww.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
hoooooooooooooooooooonk

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Hello, hotstuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
alright buff tings.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Evening all.
I'm watching CSI, feat. Justin Beiber. YESSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I was with you as far as 'watching'
You lost me after then.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Is Beiber the murder victim?
If not I'm not interested
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I've heard the name Beiber, but I couldn't pick him out of a line-up

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
He's a floppy haired child

(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
floppy haired cunts are the worst of all the cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
But he is a child, so it's ok
Is it bad I really like "Baby"?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Lot of women like babies.
Women, and politicians.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
And I was like, baby, baby, baby, OOOOOH

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Is this boy a singer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
And wankcandy for 14 year old girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Is he like the anti-Gary-Glitter?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I've never watched csi, and beyond knowing the name I have no idea what that cunt beiber does
I think we know who the winner is here
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
You are definitely superior.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)
/Winning the internet since 1996

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Oh man, I didn't even start my internetting until about 2000

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I was there in 1993
in fact the other day my brother unearthed the website we made in 1996. It's painful and has my first photoshop headswap
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)
I first worked for an ISP back in 1995
I didn't realise it was that long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)
The ability to download copious amounts of porn has come on leaps and bounds
I'm not really sure what else has happened
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)
I've moved internet fora about 5 times.
And seen the rise and fall of Myspace.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I remember when all this was usergroups

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I remember when it was all shoddy sites alledgedly 'under construction'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
THIS POST IS

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)
liking this HARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Retro-applause.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)
Yeah, welcome to 1996
MY EYES ARE BLEEDING AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)
aww, if it didn't have my real name on it
I'd post that website me and my brother had. My bit was just a bit painful, but my brother insisted on hideous repeated pattern backgrounds and the odd gif :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
I can imagine the shitness, I was there man, I was there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Biggest waste of bandwidth ever?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I've gone backwards
in my day it was all about IRC.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Internet relay chat?
I don't know anything about that, I guess I was too busy downloading low quality porn
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
alright Rory?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Alrite dozer
I'm struggling to cope with offline and online threats of violence and death. It's a wonder I leave the house at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Online as well as offline?
Double dose of the RETRIBUTION?

When did you last leave the house anyway, you massive autism?

There's a guy at work with some type of autistic spectrum disorder. He is the most annoying man I have encountered in a very, very long time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Surely he's the gift that keeps on giving, unless of course he spews spittle when he speaks
I had to put up spittling autism once, he was a very annoying cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)
No, no spitting or plhegming,
He is the loudest typer EVER and he has to do a flourish when he types. You can hear him from a good twenty feet away. It's worse when he is seemingly attacking his calculator.

And he uses the word 'basically' about four times in every sentence he utters.

He is just fucking annoying.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I remember mIRC
Ah the good old days
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)
oh wow usergroups
I was a member of a one just before I joined b3ta. Scary, SCARY shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
alt.stingray.tits?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)
That was a barbed comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Er win actually

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)
(it was a pun_

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
so was mine
an effort so bad even I was ashamed of it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
let's just skate over the whole sorry affair.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Oh it's a pun. I see. Oh god

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
I know.
I realised that after I posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
You may call me Sister Ray.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
:)
How are you Lampy?

Not too tired I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)
I'm pretty shattered, actually.
Trying to remember what the fuck I've actually done. I had a lecture, and got some food shopping delivered.

How are you bbz?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
bbz?
What does that mean?

(It might help me answer the question)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Babes.
It's my term of endearment.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
I'm good thanks!
I've had a spring in my step all day, and it still haven't gone!

Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
I'm not too bad, just chilling out getting ready to go to the library and see soem school friends tomorrow.
Gonna be siiiiick. Also joining the gym so going to get some gym threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Nice!
Fitness ahoy!

Are you training for anything in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Ok what are we nattering about?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Anything Bob.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Alright, west Ham were lucky. Did you watch
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Yeah, it stopped me going to the pub, so the game was useful.
What was laughing-boy thinking of, to get himself set off like that?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
God knows I'm surprisEd dowd saw it he is crap

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Well, it's only half-time in the tie isn't it? It'll be another story at St Andrews.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Sorry went for a shower.
Yeah I know. Birmingham should do it although would rather play West Ham in the final if I could choose. Assuming we beat Ipswich.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
West Ham are well over-due a cup final appearance.
I hope they get through.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
*Rubs hands*
me too Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

hands thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)
I have to go and make soup shortly
if I want to have lunch tomorrow. Can. Not. Be. Arsed.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Can you not just get a tin of soup tomorrow?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Because that would be ridiculous
given that I have the makings of soup in the fridge, which will be far superior to any of your canned soup nonsense.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
But if you can't be arsed?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Could get up early and do it, I suppose
gah, I can't even type that with a straight face. Never gonna happen. Might have to be the canteen tomorrow then...
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Well make sure you take your dinner money with you.
(Or are you on 'free' dinners?)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)
What needs to be done?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I am making pea and mint soup
just not right now because I can't be bothered.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Will it be a thick soup?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
what I want to know
is for her next trick will she roast beef
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)
I can roast beef
did I not smugly tell you about my beef wellington of AWESOMENESS that I made for christmas?
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)
I know that haha
I was referencing the terrible old joke.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
I can roast beef
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
*sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I could text you a picture of my last beef wellington. It was THAT good, I snapped it before putting it in the oven.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)
That sounds all kinds of incredibly rude...

(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
It does.
Apologies. But it was fantastic.

EDIT: I tell a lie, I took the photo after it had been in the over.

which sounds even worse, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
If you text me a picture of your willy
then I will gaz it to everyone, you realise? (unless of course I've asked you to do so, which isn't impossible but highly unlikely)

My beef wellington didn't actually look all that great because the pastry split and the ends fell off, but it tasted fucking amazing.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
It was a beef wellington!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Every soup I make is a thick soup
quite often it is possible to stand the spoon upright in it (not a metal spoon to be fair, just plastic ones that I steal from the canteen) it's not so much soup as....well, paste I suppose. Goop.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Creamy soup works well thick, but I like quite a loose soup if it has lot of veg in it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I don't really do creamy soup
what I do do is lots of vegetables blended to oblivion and maybe a bit of creme fraiche.
The exception being my chicken and mushroom soup, which has a whole tub of creme fraiche in it but which is so good it's...well. It's pretty damn good.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I'm not a fan of chicken soup.
No idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)
It is very, very good soup
but fine *pouts*
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Evening berk
Any sport this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)

sport fanny-damage
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I had to cycle an extra three miles
because my car is borked (normally I cycle home then drive to my second job, but had to cycle to second job from work then cycle home) and no, I did not do anything ridiculous to my ladyparts, although my undercarriage is still rather tender thankyou Jeff.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)
*There there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Alright?
About to do some washing up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:25, Reply)
What brand of liquid are you gonna be using?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Tesco budget.
Skintoid at the moment.

Thanks for asking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:31, Reply)
INTERNET BANTER AT ITS BEST

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
I thought I had cornered the 'market' in HILARIOUS comments in capitals?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I'M EXPERIMENTING

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Use the caps in moderation.
Otherwise you just look like an internet nutter in need of VALIDATION.

amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Remember.
Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face, with mild green Fairly Liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)
OK, sleepy time (who the hell makes 8:30 meetings?)
don't break the internet while I'm not here.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Hey there JTDF
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Good cheers Amberl
How are you feeling now? Over your Dominos vom?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I feel horrible
I needed calories and I just nommed up a bag of milkystars and a packet of Walkers baked crisps. Then two ryvita. Ah well back on the wagon tomorrow.

What've you got planned for the week?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)
No idea.
Well see what this week throws at me. Although I'm going out for a curry on Friday night, so that'll be nice.

Watched anything interesting recently?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Enjoy the curry
Seen nothing interesting, but TGB reminded me earlier that I've been meaning to see Breaking Bad for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
If you ever get the chance to see
House of Cards
To Play the King
Final Cut.

Take it, I think you'll enjoy it. (Hang on, I'll try and find a review of it)

EDIT: It's on special offer. (I still reckon there has been no finer television drama in my 36 years on this planet).

www.amazon.co.uk/House-Cards-Trilogy-DVD/dp/B0001Y9YEI/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1294786374&sr=8-1-fkmr0
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)
That looks fantastic
I definitely want to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Stand on me.
If you are in a positon to spend a tenner on the triology (I remember buying the VHS version, at over twenty-quid a series) then it is money very well spent.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:59, Reply)
God that's hardly excessive
those baked crisps have about 17 calories in and ryvita even less, because they're cardboard.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I'm adding it to the calories absorbed
before the ex-Dominos. Plus the houmous
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Hummous is made of chickpeas and garlic and lemons!
that's not excessive either. I'll just ignore the mention of pizza and not judge you for it
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
I was a fat pig
and I wolfed about four slices of Dominos which given my frugal diet was a very poor idea and it all came back calling after about five minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
What toppings were on it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
two slices Meat Feast
two slices Texas BBQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Ah well then
you didn't break your diet as you didn't actually digest any of it.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)
you should see what i polished off tonight
i actually hate myself, really really hate myself! :(((
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
You didn't have any lunch
and you had a pissant little whatsit bar for breakfast. I doubt highly that your calorie intake for dinner was 2000 calories, so I'm pretty damn sure you don't need to worry.
Go on then...taunt me with descriptions!
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
it was prob more like 3000.
no lunch but it was a birthday at work, so i had a bakewell fingers and a chocolate eclair (the cadbury sweet, not the cream thing). doom.

between 2 of us, we ate: 2 buckets full of pitta, houmous, tzatziki, spicy feta dip. 1 x veggie moussaka. 1 x carrot/lettuce salad.

i might actually explode or stab myself until all the lard runs out into the dustbin!!!!!!!!! that being said, it was fucking delicious and it should be high on our hitlist when you guys come down to stay.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)
A. bakewell finger, and A. sweet?!
Today I have eaten an entire bar of cadbury's caramel and I am less bothered about that than you are about your single solitary finger and sweet!
It sounds fucking lush though. And hummous and tzatziki really aren't that fattening! Spicy feta dip sounds a bit more like trouble but it also sounds nomtastic...
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)
the spicy cheese dip is the best thing ever.
it seemed worth it at the time. now my new skirt is too tight and i am about to start crying tears of real cheese.

i should also add the restaurant always gives us free booze and i am many vodkas down...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Of course it is too tight now
but it will fit again in the morning. And I presume it's a size down from previously so it's still good!
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)
2 sizes i think, actually
but your wise words are soothing my drunken savage beastery!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)
2 sizes, bloody hell!
and you are worried about it being a little snug after your dinner?!
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)
true
i just have a guy to impress and... well you know what i'm like by now!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)
You will probably impress him more
if you are cool and calm about your body and not obsessing about it :)
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Cool and calm is the way to go.
But not too cool and calm, else he'll think he's getting the cold shoulder.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
whilst you are both right... i don't do cool and calm
or confident. oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Any guy that you are making moves on
Must realise that he's on to a winner.

Moar confidence plz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
^ this

(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
i must print this out and put it in my wallet
next time some horrible shallow twat makes me feel like shit, this will cheer me right up! xx
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Well given it has taken me three years
and surgery to lose 3 dress sizes I think you are doing very - possibly worringly! - well. You are far too harsh on yourself (and if you have any nice sz 12 clothes that need a home I'm always happy to help, hehe)
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)
i hate the reason i gained any weight in the first place because it's so depressing
and i hate the fact that i let a man depress me so much that i stopped exercising in the first place! now i am enjoying it again, so am probably overdoing it, but it'll settle down, don't worry.

will bear this in mind for when i get down to a size 2....... how is your wardrobe looking for 2027??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Well you must be a 12 or smaller now surely
if you've lost two dress sizes? No way were you bigger than that before. And the man situation does sound shit but at least you're rid of him now I guess. And you have potential new ones too!
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)
oh yes
2011 is DEFINITELY onwards and upwards on the man front!

we must sort this ladies night out, maybe a facebook email around the usual suspects...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:11, Reply)
I'm game!
Amberl seems to be moving her Oxford bash to 18th feb though, and TGB has a bash 19th march, then I think both Amberl and Lampito will be at home for easter and not back til end of April...
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)
I'll be in England over Easter it appears
for most of it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)
Maybe he doesn't mind what size you are?
My ex had size issues, and it is impossible to like someone who hates themself.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
Have you set yourself any slimming targets?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)
yes. fit in coffin.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
I'm sure you're not that big.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
If you were on facebook
you'd be able to see that this is indeed the case.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)
wait til the bash
i've had to book a separate pub for me and my stomach
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
I hesitate to use the phrase 'skinny wee thing'
about someone both older and taller than myself, but yeah... it's all in your head love. You are NOT fat.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
you're v sweet
but it's more in my stomach and thighs than my head. and the boobs. oh god. the boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
If only there was such a thing as a boobswap
you could have my pingpong-ball-in-a-sock efforts and I could have your belting pair of DD's (or whatever they are) you'd get bored right quick but you wouldn't fucking see me for dust, I would well abscond with them.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)
ha no you wouldn't
you'd soon bring them back when you got bored with ugly bras and men talking to them instead of your face and not being able to run for a bus!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
berk would probably leave 5 minutes earlier than you.
So that is the bus argument dealt with.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)
true
i am habitally 10-30 mins late for EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Ahahahaha
no. Well - I am generally late for work and meeting people, but obsessively early if I have planes/trains/buses etc to catch.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
You know what?
I really don't think I would. I'm so bloody short that most men talk to the top of my head anyway, and at least I'd have an awesome rack.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
They do that as they are wondering
'could I rest my pint there?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)
The ex did this on occasion
as I am 5'3 and he is 6'5. Git.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
That's nothing
I've been told not to walk near the Thames for 'fear of misunderstandings'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
ha, although totally untrue about yourself, you have reminded me
a couple of years ago i went to a football match where the linesman was enormous. within minutes the entire crowd was hooting "we saw you swimming in the thames..."
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I remember once being at a football match when Wendy Thoms
he UK's first 'female' line(wo)man was running the line

Somehow, she feel, dislocating her shoulder, only for everyone to start chanting

'You should have stayed in the kitchen'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Oh for goodness' sake!
You're not fat either!
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I thought it was quite funny myself
Besides the scales would disagree
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
I'm not fat either!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
No, you're not
you're a skinny wee thing as well. I hate to think what's going to happen to your waistline when they get your meds right though!
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I'll get heart failure and die a painful death.
Either that, or Channel 4 will do a documentary on me, like last night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)
I didn't see it, only hear about it
but still: *shudder*
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)
4OD
It is an interesting show.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)
I'll take your word for it...

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)
I ended up having my dreams influenced
by that discussion :( dreamed I was 40 stone and my ankles snapped
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)
Ew!

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)
I am on Facebook.
But I never use it.

I got to about 150 'friends' realised I didn't know most of them that well and thought 'what's the point?'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Are you calling Swipe fat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)
My old car is sat on the drive at the moment whilst I try and flog it.
Today two dodgy blokes in a white van knocked on my door and said 'alright mate, I noticed it wasn't taxed and wondered if it was for sale' Normally fairly innocent but the car is on a downhill drive facing the garage and the only way he could have seen the tax was if he was walking down my drive. Which is a big horseshoe affair. I think he might be a thief!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)
What car is it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)
Old renault megane convertible proper shit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I thought you'd traded that in?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
No ended up just buyinh the mondeo out right cause it was only 2.5k
had the megane valeted and serviced so hoping to get 1k or close
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)
But it has no tax.
Does it have an MOT?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
It does have tax, sat in the envelope in my bedroom. And an Mot
only thing that is fucked is the roof as it needs a new motor. I broke it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Evening
I'm rather drunk, I've enjoyed watching stupid youtube links with the friend who has joined me tonight.

My favourite one is still this - Blame chickenlady, she showed me it
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

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