*backs away slowly*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Given that Berk's behaviour is perfectly understandable,
you only have anything to fear if you're a stalker.

*eyes suspiciously*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 8:51, Reply)

*stalks*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Me? Really?
You know I'll enjoy it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It's like internet validation
but in REAL LIFE!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

I had a stalker once
Sort of. I say "sort of" because she was worryingly keen for about a fortnight then just disappeared - insufficient endurance to be deemed a true stalker.

It's not as validating as I'd hoped, though. More creepy as hell.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)