Being fair
the first two are grudges the Welsh and Scottish hold with the English, not the other way round. The English don't, in general, care either way.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's as if England is their much taller brother, holding them at arm's length and chuckling
as they try to swing their fists at it, getting more and more frustrated all the time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

I like this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I was mis-quoting Groundskeeper Willie
because I don't have an original thought in my head
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)