Yeah, but you often wish the Israelis and Palestinians
would just GET OVER IT already.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In honest truth, I wish they would annihilate each other
in sickening, bloody combat. Bunch of barbaric, medieval cunts. In a bad way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Not in a decent way, like those jolly good Viking hordes we used to get round these parts
Oh, rape and pillage you they would, but at least they did the job properly...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

And they loved their mums.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

They was good lads really.
You knew where ya stood wiv 'em.
*sheds Cockney faux-sentimental tear*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

That seems like a sensible approach
They really are behaving terribly childishly.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Boys will be boys
It's the parents, I blame.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Them and 'asylum seekers'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

What about the darkies?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Ugh. Don't get me started.
They've ruined house prices round my way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)

And the Jews!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I think the reference to 'Israelis' covers them, you witless Deacon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

witless Deacon
got an office lol. Well done.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

that was meant to be the joke! I am so misunderstood (and fat)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Sorry.
I just thought you were being a Deacon. Based on previous posts you can't blame me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

witless-Deacon lols.
*Does the mong clap, where the hands are incapable of meeting to make any noise*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Did you
have the old 'bet you can't lick your elbow' trick to get someone to act like a spastic, at your school. Fucking classic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Yeap.
Or the counting 'game'

Joe-A
Joe-B
Joe-C
Joe-D
JOEY!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

*dons rose-tinted monocle*
Oh for those simpler, happier times....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Did you ever give the token wheel-chair user in your school a dead-arm?
Just so you could watch them go round in circles until the pain subsided?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

They didn't allow flids at my school.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

there are people who can do it though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlSxF4klHms
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I know someone who can do it
she's a freak.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Is she by any chance a 'scoper'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

She probably spends most of her time in 'the unit'
With the other Remmy-cases.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Ah, the 'remmies'.
We had a teacher who'd say 'don't give me a hard time, boys, I've just spent an hour with 'the zoo'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

*Pisses 'self laughing*
The remmies only joined the main-streams for art and PE, so in addition to being thick, a couple of times a week, they'd either get drawn on, or attacked by some rugby loving lunatic.

I wonder what became of them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

They became 'Bobby Pires' and joined B3ta.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

He is doing a remedial degree, after all.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

They're probably on here somewhere.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

nah just very skinny and bendy

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

That's brilliant. Wish I had known it.
Almost as good as telling someone they have something stuck to the heel of their shoe. When they lift up their heel and look over their shoulder, say "HELLO SAILOR!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I have just lolled. Quite loudly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Good job you're in charge
if anyone looks up just tell them to get back to work. Perhaps call them a "minion".
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)