Oh. OH.
*shudders further*
Generic Southern Student-Pretending-To-Be-An-Essex-Wideboy Accent (TM).

Just thinking about it sends a shiver of horror down my spine. Roota, you have my sympathies. For future reference: if in doubt, cut their throats.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My mate is engaged to some internet freak with a mockney accent
and he never stops going on about his family daahn saaaf.

Guess where he's from...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

No doubt, the richest end of Essex
in which people tend to be quite well spoken, but feel the need to disguise this by speaking like Jamie 'Ooh what a fucking big tongue I've got' Oliver.

I realise I'm coming across as a dreadful snob here, but when they put it on like that it just looks so fucking pretentious.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Cheltenham.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Oh for fucking fuck's sake.
He could at least have the decency to admit he sounds a bit West Country and have done with it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

And here's the best bit...
He's lived up North for 17 years.
I think he worked in London for a few months once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)