When did you come to my house and why don't I remember this?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:33, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been in your (Manchester) house.
I miss you, come down again soon. I'll clean the house for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

So has Kitty.
I miss you too dear, I will do my best.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Your occasional texts light up my life no end.
We should have a gossip session when your exams are out of the way, I can update you as to why I made my best friend's mum choke on her drink with laughter and other such jolities.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's not all about you
And couscous isn't lovely food.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Don't be silly, of course it is.
I eat more than just that you know. And I'm actually a pretty good cook.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I doubt I'll ever get to verify that
So will just take your word for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

she eats houmous as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*shakes head slowly*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

He learnt from the best.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

This makes me want to rip my own cock off and throw it down a well

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Be sure to youtube it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)