Sorry to barge in like this
but can any Tayyabs hopefuls gaz me today for approval please?

If you are cool enough, it's 6:30pm, Saturday 22nd Jan. If you aren't, it still is...but you won't be there.

*MESSAGE ENDS*


EDIT Female applicants can assist their hopes of inclusion by supplementing their submission with some arty breast-shots (your own, please - I ain't no 'Jason Manford' suckah - ya hear me?), males - I drink XO Hennessy.


EDIT2: It seems Maxi's after some moob-gazzes, so help a brother out if you have any for him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:33, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking London, how does it work?
EDIT - we're talking b3tamales here, you can have breast shots of them too
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Here you go maxi
A somewhat NSFW pic of Al
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

That can't be Al.
I mean really - grapes?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

they are fake ones
made of lard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

He was signaling to his Bangladeshi Proctologist what his complaint was

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

That's my second genuine lol of the day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

so much better than my reply :-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I'm not jumping through your hoops.
Gaz me if you want me to come.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I'm F5ing now

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

'there's something wrong with my computer'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Yeah guys, I think the gaz system is down.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

My potential attendees list is in Excel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I HOPE YOUVE VALIDATED THE CELLS!!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

alas
i will be at an engagement party. in battersea. sigh.

on the plus side, apparently the groom has lots of tasty mates that i can look at.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

That's no consolation to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

i know the evening won't be quite the same
but i am SURE you'll power on through
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Battersea?
BATTERSEA?

Need a plus-one? I won't be any trouble, just drop me off at the dogs home.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I think if I was going to send anyone shots of my willy, I would write the name of the recipient on the shaft so that I know who leaked them.
If anyone is going to leak my willy, I want to know who they are.

It's a good thing maximinius isn't a girl cus his name is too long.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Yup !
Been down the hospital, they've put me on steriods... I'm looking forward to getting a 6-pack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

You know it doesn't work like that, right? ..... right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Unfortunately too well =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I think I'm working that weekend
I may be able to get over there for 630 though.... *plots*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

It's alright, don't plot too much
You can always go another time...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

but it's really nice food
I want to NOM some more.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

You know the rules on nomming.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

sorry monty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I'll book you in, in the hope that you can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Do you have to?
She is an awful cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

:(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

hey I'll totally be there, can't wait

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

YESSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I have a question:
What is so good about Tayyabs?

(This is based on genuine curiosity, since I never plan to go)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

The food's really good?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Definitely
I'd gaz you if the gaz system wasn't down*

*heard this from Pyschochomp
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Hmm.
My friend hasn't booked the tickets for this gig yet, but has been pestering me to come and see this band for quite some time.

If I do cancel, someone's going to need to give me a better excuse than "Nothing personal, but since the choice has been forced upon me, I'd rather have curry with the internet."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Sorry old bean, I appear to have prolapsed again

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

It's believable, that's what I like about it.
(Unless this is actually a request for help on your part, in which case I'm afraid I can't help you)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

dip it in sugar and push it back in with your fist
/works on cattle.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I don't want to know what you have been doing to cattle to make them prolapse

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

You know what I was doing
and don't pretend you're not impressed.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Say you gran is going to die then

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

My grans have already died, you insensitive buffoon

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Tell him you need to get your crippling bumAIDS seen to

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

You 'have to wash your hair'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Sadly, I'm missing approximately 50% of it at the moment

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

did that drummer get a bit rough?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

This has nothing to do with the post, I just wanted everyone else to be as bored as me
E. coli can sense a variety of amino acids, sugars and dipeptides, as well as pH, temperature and redox state using five types of receptors. Most abundant and best studied receptors are those for aspartate (Tar) and serine (Tsr). Receptors anchor the complex in the inner membrane and transmit signals from the periplasmic ligand binding domain to the cytoplasmic part. The cytoplasmic part of the receptor dimer is a four-helix bundle, with highly conserved domain containing four to six specific glutamate residues that are methylated by CheR and demethylated by CheB. The receptor homodimers are organized in trimers by interaction at their helical hairpin tips, and trimers form the minimum functional units. Receptors are predicted to be organized in large allosteric clusters of at least 25 homodimers (Sourjik and Berg, 2004), and these clusters form a high-order structure of thousands of receptors localized at the cell poles.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

That's almost as boring
as having to try and remember which senators were pro-Pompey and which were pro-Caesar
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

This isn't even that bad
You should see the huge chunks of texts I have to learn about which proteins phosphporlyate or methylate or active or inhibit other proteins and what order they do it in and what their favourite films are and whether or not they enjoy sunsets and walks on the beach.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I thought I was badly off.
You poor soul.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Whereas I only have to contend with reading emails about a guy who clearly cannot cope with his wife's terminal illness
Sent a few months before he killed her then tried to kill himself.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Oh dear lord this gets worse and worse.
I just have people running round and round in circles before stabbing each other. In Latin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

It's alright, I'm nearly finished here
Then I have a nice break during which I have to train other people in Mac forensics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Is it "Ring up Steve Jobs"
BECAUSE HE KEEPS ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION IN HIS EVIL LAIR!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I've been to Apple HQ. They serve lovely food.
And no.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

When did you come to my house and why don't I remember this?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I've been in your (Manchester) house.
I miss you, come down again soon. I'll clean the house for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

So has Kitty.
I miss you too dear, I will do my best.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Your occasional texts light up my life no end.
We should have a gossip session when your exams are out of the way, I can update you as to why I made my best friend's mum choke on her drink with laughter and other such jolities.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's not all about you
And couscous isn't lovely food.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Don't be silly, of course it is.
I eat more than just that you know. And I'm actually a pretty good cook.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I doubt I'll ever get to verify that
So will just take your word for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

she eats houmous as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*shakes head slowly*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

He learnt from the best.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

This makes me want to rip my own cock off and throw it down a well

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Be sure to youtube it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I would rather do this than that to be honest.
At least you don't have to learn it all off by heart though
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

True, in fact it's much better if I don't ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)

for some reason (maybe the pain killers)
I read that as killed her then tried to eat himself

Maybe I should have some toast
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Why are you on pain killers?
I'll punch you if you say "because I'm in pain".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I slipped getting into the bath for a shower this morning
slamming my knee (yes the bad one) into the top of the bath and a small minjury may have occured although in all fairness I was very lucky to retrieve the shower gel, shampoo and basin
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I want you to know that I'm saddened by your injury
And the only reason I'm laughing is because of the small voice bit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

haha, "minjury". I done spat my tea.

I am very sorry for your poor abused mimsy
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Mehehehe...."Homodimers"

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Of course, you wouldn't be interested in CheBs

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I am
But not CheR's CheBs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

So what are CheR and CheB?
("Wife of Sonny" is not an acceptable answer for the first one)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)

A methylation enzyme and its counteracting partner
There's also CheA, CheY, CheYp, CheW, and CheZ
For one mechanism.

I hate proteins.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

So how does this work?
The receptors are on the outside, and capture "the complex" (presumably aspartate/serine, etc.?) before drawing it into the membrane...does the cell then absorb these complexes, or does it just "tell" the cytoplasmic part about what it's found?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I have no idea.
But I probably should.
If you're genuinely interested, I can link you to the review if you like
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I expect most of it would go over my head, but thanks all the same
It has been some years since I came close to anything biochemical. Just thought I'd humour you for a bit as it's usually helps learning these things if you talk about them to someone else. Even if this means you end up basically having a conversation with yourself whilst they nod politely and start to worry.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)

not as such
they methylate or demethylate some residues (slips my mind which) on an internal protein complex in response to the presence or absense of "stuff" outside the cell - the complex acts through the cell membrane - and the level of methylation allows the cell a brief "memory", effectively, of the concentration of "stuff" outside the cell, so the cell can sense concentration gradients in "stuff" and know if it is moving itself towards or away from the "stuff" - which helps for foods and toxins.

/biochemistry of "stuff" and "moving" by TMB, aged 35 1/3.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

They are an antagonistic pair
a methylesterase and a methyltransferase, involved in chemotaxis. (that's cells moving themselves around in response to chemical stimuli, usually to "chase" food, if you really care ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I win
I shouldn't have copied and pasted that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

oh thanks that's not at all annoying

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

eh?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I just copied and pasted what I was working on
which was basically a list of a few hundred numbers and dates.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Ah, you must have deleted it before I saw it

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Yeah it had some info that I really really shouldn't have pasted.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I print screened it
How much is it worth?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Possibly my job.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

better start being nice to me then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

That's not going to happen
anyway you'd need to know a lot about the data to find the problem info.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I'll just email it to your boss "look what chompy sent me!"
PS: he also rapes cows
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Surely you're in straight forward breach of the data protection act
GROSS MISCONDUCT
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

they wouldn't give a stuff about data protection
they'd just go for instant dismissal on the grounds of:

breach of internet useage policy
breach of confidentiality
breach of mutual duty of trust and confidence

all our taxes pay his salary anyway though, so we're not really any better off if you put him on the dole.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Yeah there's probably twenty different areas in his employee handbook that would fuck him over
he clearly needs the services of INTERNETLAWYERMAN
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

and being a rapist.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Quite a successful one in all fairness he's never been caught

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

shouldn't have
OH you changed it. I saw though I SAW you wrote shouldn't OF
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

That's what I said spastic.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Once upon a time that would have meant something to me
but now I'm scratching my head thinking "Amino Acids...that rings a bell".

Time makes fools of us all. Especially me.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Chemotaxis and flagella mechanisms in bacteria, baby.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

As noble as it is that there are separate vehicles for cancer patients
I don't see how you can get your jollies from whipping machinery.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

revisionlols

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I was once praised for my Gram staining by a professor of Microbiology
I refrained from telling him that I had been staining things for years
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Oh, and Monty:
You may well be aware of its existence already, but I have just now been informed of a record shop in Hebden Bridge (not far from chez Blousie) that apparently specialises in psychedelic and progressive rock. Just thought it might be of interest.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Woohoo!
If that doesn't get him up here then I give up.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

If it's in Hebden Bridge
I assume it specialises in lesbian prog rock?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

What is it called, please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

"Muse Music"
Actually, further research would suggest that the proprietor might mostly deal in CDs these days. Though he may well have looked to you for hair-related inspiration... www.yorkshire-escapes.com/yorkshire/places/98-hebden-bridge-west-yorkshire - fourth image down
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

*heads over to see if Sid is single*

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

*suspects he might well be*
Go with a few questions about the relative merits of the first and second lineups of Deep Purple and get in there.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Sir! Sir!
Crow's copying my work, sir!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Sir! It's not true, sir! Monty's invading my thought patterns, sir!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:05, Reply)

He looks like he may well be.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Woo!
Get in!
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)

He looks like he knows a thing or two about the old MD's...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

He looks like a very happy man, I'll say that much for him...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Well he will be if he hooks up with me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I can't come.
Not a big meat fan anyway : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Lies!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

they have fish and loads of vegetables
like mini pumpkin!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Then next time I'm in that there London I shall endevour to give it a whirl.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Can I also interject.
The lifts at my sister's apartments were made by a company called Schindlers.

Schindlers lift
Schindlers list

geddit?

It amused the hell out of me for five days anyway.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

the lift in my block of flats is tiny
it's practically a dumb-waiter, you have to know someone REALLY well before you get inside it with them. anyway, for some reason they have lined the inside with quilts at the moment, it's exactly like being in a padded coffin.

i take the stairs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

The book was originally called Schindlers Ark
which ruins the joke completely
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

: ((((((

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

It's ok, they changed it to "list"
not sure if it was for a promotional tie-in with the lift manufacturer..."Try our lift, Jew'll love it"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Or because they were worried American audiences would complain about the lack of boats

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Hahahaha
'They're gas powered, so they're safe as Auschwitz'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

As I'm sure you're on tenterhooks, I'll put you out of your misery.
As much as I enjoy curry, London's too far away to go for one. Plus meeting people off the internet puts the Fear in me.

I'm sure you'll get over your no doubt crushing disappointment.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

33cm of hair gone!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

About time.
Bloody hippies!
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)

She tried to give me an emo fringe so I told her off.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)

And cut yourself because no one understands you?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:48, Reply)

snatched the scissors right out of her hand

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

he's still working on the skinny jeans bit

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'll be working on that for a long time.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

O.O
I don't know how people can just chop it all off like that. I did it ONCE when I was 13 and I've never done it since.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I'm considering chopping all my hair off again.
Better wait until I'm less moon-faced though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I don't think you're moon faced at all, I think you could pull off a pixie cut even.
but I just can't. It's taken me so long to get my hair past my shoulders that I'm really reluctant to chop it at all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I decided about a year ago I wanted it long
then dyeing ruined it.

I will hold on for another month or so- going to a wedding then, so need nice hair. I have quite a sizable chin at the moment, so will be holding off until it's a little more defined.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I think I'm growing up unfortunately.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Give him time
He'll regret it.
*tugs at excessively-trimmed locks longingly*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I'm growing mine long.
I shall then wear it in side plaits like Pocahontas.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

ahaha that'd be TOTALLY ace.
please take a photo for me when you do?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Another six months and it's do-able.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Damn you, now I've got to find a different hairstyle to wear to the bash!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Get a ponytail to go with your rockstar persona.

( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I jest.
There's no way I'm tying it back.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

*gets horn*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I hope you will wire them so you look like Pippi Longstocking.
"Rubs thighs in anticipation"
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Fuck me, it's only fucking Porkles!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)