I'll entertain you like Pistonbroke

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

See the thing is he is quite entertaining
albeit for all the wrong reasons. He's best kept on the other side of the screen though, I wouldn't fancy wiping away the spittle that he projects onto people.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Perhaps the problem was
That his appearance was hyped up on here for many months before it happened. He was going to be the next Lenny Bruce.

It was in Leeds, which is ten miles from me, and I'm not sure why I didn't go.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

You missed out on a masterclass
www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/carterlive.jpg
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)

I might have been washing my hair that night
That's a £2.50 train fare saved though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I watched that clip.
It was weird- just not funny. Not cringingly bad per se, it was like he wasn't even trying to be either funny or unfunny, he was just being.

Perhaps he is aiming for standup zen, or perhaps he is a committed postmodernist.

Fuck knows.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)