I'm not being pessimistic.
I'm an optimist in posession of the facts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm totally stealing that
but I'm also going to nag you and tell you not to be so grumpy. I suppose I'd better ask if it was a flirty text first though, saying 'a girl I like has texted me' isn't quite the same if that text was 'please leave me alone/I'm not wearing that puppy fancy dress costume/I'm your new social worker' etc.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)

She is my probation officer.
No, it was just a friendly 'Hi, how are you?' type message.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Well, it's a start
she must like you even if it's only platonic or she wouldn't have bothered. It's also a texts-worth more interest than I've had recently.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I offered to text you a photo of the beef wellington I made the other day.
But you spazzed out like Joey Deacon on the Waltzers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)

It was very generous of you
but although it would have featured hot meat it's not really the right kind...
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Well, you'd have seen the nicely scored pastry crust.
Everything else was under wraps!

You don't seem to do too badly with the male attention berk. I'm not sure what you're complaining about.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)

This is not entirely true
I have surprised myself by having three, count them, a whole THREE people having a very fleeting interest in me in the past few months. For me, that's a lot, and it all seems to have gone quiet again now. *shrugs*
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Is that fleeting and past, or fleeting and you didn't fancy it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)

No, fleeting as in
I barely had time to decide what I was going to do about it before they changed their minds and buggered off.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Time seemingly waits for no man, (or woman)
But the fact you've had a few 'tickles' suggests you are doing something right!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Or wrong
given that they all buggered off...
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Did you give them any encouragement?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Certainly did
anyway right, I'm not going to complain about this or discuss it because 2011 is going to be awesome and not full of whining. Lets talk about something else.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Start a late-night thread then berk!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I'd suggest youtube disco
but I can't think of anything :(
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Start with ANYTHING you like.
It'll improve.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)