And then Swipes guests turn up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have a picture in my head of the bash.
Everybody around the table, girls chatting together and all the men with a distant, glazed expression on their faces because one of the girls has a faint reddish smudge on her otherwise smashing blouse.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Or it'll be like a school disco.
All the boys on one side of the pub, all the girls on the other too afraid to speak to each other.

There will be tears before bed-time I'm sure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I can't imagine the girls here
being too afraid to talk to anyone. The boys, well naturally. They'll all be too busy concentrating on not putting their hands in their pockets.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

And trying not to spill shandy on their Star Trek outfit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

you're not even coming
so you don't get to comment!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

That's because I've been banned from attending.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)