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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Coroner's report:
White male, approximately 30 years old though hard to tell due to historical pie abuse. Died around 0500 hours from dehydration caused by perpetual and explosive ejaculation, aka The Gush. Lipstick, along with bite and scratch marks, occupy 90% of his body. Severe anal dilation. Jaw appears to have been broken for approximately 2 hours prior to death, swelling and rigor mortis causing it to be stuck into a permanent grin.
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
White male, approximately 30 years old though hard to tell due to historical pie abuse. Died around 0500 hours from dehydration caused by perpetual and explosive ejaculation, aka The Gush. Lipstick, along with bite and scratch marks, occupy 90% of his body. Severe anal dilation. Jaw appears to have been broken for approximately 2 hours prior to death, swelling and rigor mortis causing it to be stuck into a permanent grin.
( , Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
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