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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
If lab ever gets thin it'll be a miracle
so dibs on that
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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I've not heard anyone says 'dibs' in years.
Thanks for making me smile.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:44,
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I'm more of a 'bagsy' kind of chap, personally
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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Oh Monty.
"Bags I". The shame.
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:19,
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Oh Porkles.
'Jap's I'. The shame.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:48,
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I heard that rumour.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:21,
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Now I have motivation
Dibs on laughing in your fat fucking face when I'm thin!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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yeah
but if you get thin*, she'll be able to claim the miracle and you'll be obliged to her
*you don't need to lose weight anyway
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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Thanks, but I want to lose weight
She'll have a job claiming anything when I'm laughing louder than God into her face.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:57,
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I'll claim you're still a shithead
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:20,
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Prick
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:24,
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Chinny McWobble
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:25,
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I think she's offering to be your personal trainer.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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