DG & Tourettes adopted me and TGB

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This makes sense in a bizarre way

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:07, Reply)

To be fair, we'll adopt anyone,
Except maybe Piston Broke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)

There'd be a mass divorce if you adopted Piston
The colossal helmet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:13, Reply)

haha yeah, imagine a family evening
'Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad,'
'What, son?'
'Listen to me do my standup.'
'All right son. I'll just drain this bottle of vodka first and wonder why your mother left me when we adopted you.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Even the memory of that standup vid
Is making me cringe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:15, Reply)

I'm not familiar with the Piston Broke story.
Is he a comedian?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:18, Reply)

No.
He tried, but just no.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)

I'll assume this is genuine
He's a b3tan who did an open mike standup a few years back, and it's the worst, most knuckle-bitingly cringe-inducing spectacles I've ever seen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)