berk
I got 8 Fab ice-lollys for £2.13

I'll have one of them now and keep the rest in the freezer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:03, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm very happy for you
Fabs are the ones with hundreds and thousands on, aren't they?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Yeah.
They are, as the name suggests.

Lovely.

EDIT: Just found out, FABs are for girls. :(

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fab_(brand)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I hate to break this to you
but I've never really liked them. I'll have a fruit pastilles lolly or a solero any day over one of those. Or a magnum. Mmmm.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I want one of those
milky ones. Mini milks?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I fucking love mini milks
Lush as fook.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)

The chocolate mini-milk is horrible.
Are you sure you'd not rather something else?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I don't think I liked the chocolate one, either
was there a strawberry one, I like strawberry
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)

There was a strawberry, I seem to remember. I liked it.
I didn't dislike the chocolate one, either.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Mini milks are amazing
I might go and have a couple of ice pops. No calories, and I need a drink.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)

aren't they full of sugar?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Yes, but ONLY
and I mean ONLY, the white ones. The others are rank.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)

The fact the mini-milk is the most phallic of all the frozen deserts on a stick.
And the fact that Crunchy, Bella, Lampy and berk are suddenly 'wanting' one, tells me a story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Lush, cheap, low in calories.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)

And available in 3 flavours.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I can think of at least 10.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Really?
Name 'em!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)

10 flavours of mini milk?
Get out!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I don't
so that throws the theory out of the water
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)

You probably want a rocket lolly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I don't want any icecream
I want chips :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)

So did these people.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Z7JMOy6wQ

(Bet you're all too young to remember this 30-second classic)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Mmm, onion rings
now I could definitely go for some of them. I remember the grillsteaks, but not the advert. This advert, though: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksmb6iwPZYo
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)

I too remember that ad!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=esyACShW2fI
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Bloody hell
I do remember this one, just about. I used to sing it to my mum in the post office when she was picking up the child benefit and I knew if I was cute I'd get a chocolate bar out of her, I couldn't have been older than 4...
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)

So your chocolate addiction started at an early age yes?
You probably don't remember this one, it was banned (I think) for it gave kids nightmares.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOFRIWx5F9c&feature=related
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Nope, I remember this one too
I used to hide behind the sofa. It's fucking creepy. It's not as bad as this one though, this one apparently used to make me burst in to tears:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksmb6iwPZYo
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I might get chips later
I only want a few
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:36, Reply)

What will you do with the chips you don't want?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Be strong!
is it possible to buy 'a few' chips?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I've never eaten a whole thing of chips
so it'll be easy to chuck them in the bin haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Pfft
the likelihood of me getting a mini milk is vastly greater than the likelihood of me getting laid any time soon.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Can you make them with your ice-cream maker?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:29, Reply)

What, men?
sadly not. Frozen milk, however, probably doesn't require an ice cream maker.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Why not join a dating site if you're bored?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)

I've joined one
I just haven't filled my profile in.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Well, start a new thread and ask that the good people of OT help you fill it in!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)

I cannot imagine that
ending in anything other than disaster.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I don't see HOW it could end badly at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)

You reckon?
YOU try it then :P
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Okay. I'll start a new thread and we'll see.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:50, Reply)