I don't have a car...
So I pump the music in the lounge, drink heavily and pretend I'm driving a car by using a dinner plate as a steering wheel and a sawn off broom stick for the gears. Occasionally I'll abuse which ever pedestrian happens to be in the room. Usually my girlfriend.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

In the where?
Ugh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Don't pretend you have a drawing room in your flat Monty.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Lounge room
Main chamber
Living room

Or whatever you want to call it.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Probably the "second reception room"

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)