I found myself giving poor old Lusty and her chums
a kind of impromptu tour on Sunday. Either I know quite a lot of stuff or they were particularly ignorant and it cannot be that, can it?

Are you calling Lusty and her chums ignorant? You'd better not be.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or they thought "Oh fuck, best just shut up until his throat packs in"
"Otherwise he'll just repeat himself louder and slower"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Or they were humouring you
"really it was leonardo da Vinci that painted the Mona Lisa and here I was thinking it was Leonardo di Caprio teeheehee"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

he'd be a shit tour guide for the British Museum if he thought the Mona Lisa was there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

They're bound to have a poster of it somewhere.

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)