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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I woke up read lits thread and fell asleep again.
What's your favourite way to beat insomnia?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:32, 105 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
With a big hammer.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:37, Reply)
Sleeping
lol
(TheColonel, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:37, Reply)
Reading a TGB thread
yeah I went there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:38, Reply)
Mongy hash.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:41, Reply)
You steal TGBs hash?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:50, Reply)
Yeah.
She's so fucking stupid she never even notices. Telegram for Mongo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Candygram for Mongo surely?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:57, Reply)
ah yes.
Taxi for Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:59, Reply)
OOH CANDY

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:59, Reply)
TGB if you don't come along tomorrow it'll be the worst weekend of my entire life

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
Of course I'm coming. I don't know what time I'm supposed to be there though :(

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:16, Reply)
2am

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
*SADFACE*
I was feeling nice today now you've reminded me that I should never drop my guard, attempt to let people in, have a smile because everytime I do someone like you comes along and just stamps all over me :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Yeah, judging by all your replies you were feeling nice today

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Ok but you're judging my posts on your scale of niceness which is foolish
You need to judge them on my scale of bitchyness. And you'll see they are all low level "oh you and your ways" posts, not "you're actually a fucking moron" posts
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
"TECHINCALLY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED CRETACEOUS PARK YOU FUCKING MORON"
Quoted whole, including typo.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Yeah but I was pretending to be Monty
and he is actually like that if you haven't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)
I have

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I was bing nice, I sent you tube directions and everything yesterday and I didn't even get a thank you. It's fine, really, I see you don't want me to go to Tayyabs and that's fine, really, I can stay at home wathcing Harry Potter films
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)
Get your coat.
You're coming with me.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)
YAY
Can I sit by you please so mean people like Lab can't be mean to me?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)
WOOHOOoooooooo
You can remind me to pick up booze beforehand as well
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I will arrange to meet you and walk there with you.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Where are you meeting her?
Me and the mrs will probably walk from Moorgate. Also, CLENDRIX!!!!! I'm totally going to Cornwall for my mums birthday in February and we're going to the Eden project.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)
You'll be near my Bionic Dad!
I will gaz you about meeting up.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)
I'm hoping those typos were deliberate
And thank you for the tube directions, it was really sweet of you! I'm looking forward to seeing you! Hugzzzzzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)
It's hard to type through the tears

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)
*bites tongue*
There there *offers tissue*, Labs didn't mean it!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Labs always means it
and labs is always mean to me
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I do give mean hugs

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

tongue pillow
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)
That's later

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Booze.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:42, Reply)
I like to do it late at night when I've been drinking
then I make loud public jokes about how clumsy it is, always walking into doors and stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:55, Reply)
And then burn its face with the iron.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:55, Reply)
Stupid insomnia, always trying to answer the phone whilst carrying out domestic chores

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:57, Reply)
weed, but even that doesn't always work
insomnia is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:56, Reply)
have you not considered that the cause of the insomnia
is your excessive weed intake?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:58, Reply)
That's not a side effect I've ever experienced.
But then I am fuckin' NAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:02, Reply)
given that I was prone to it before I started smoking weed
I figured that it wasn't the root of the problem.

I imagine that getting caned and being mostly nocturnal at uni was a contributing factor, but I have stopped for extended periods and generally speaking my sleep is terrible during them.

Also, my intake isn't particularly excessive.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Maybe it's the smugness keeping you up at night

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)
His smug gland keeps needing to be aware of this that he's better than
so it keeps him awake to prowl the streets.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
it's your stench
it's so bad I can smell you from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
I'm sorry, my eau du croissant hasn't arrived yet

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
you're not going to be able to stop yourself from drinking it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)
I plan to drink it and then it will give me SUPER SMUG POWERS

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)
they're not all they are cracked up to be

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)
It's your subconscious keeping you awake.
It's a deep-rooted feeling of suppressed guilt for using ‘uni’ as a word. You’re ashamed and embarrassed but you don’t know why, and thus your tormented mind will not give you rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
you've put your finger on it there
how can I ever repay you?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:07, Reply)
With money.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
I don't know what that is

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
That stuff you had loads of before you bought a house.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Wanking.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)
I'm sorry what was the question again?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
'What is the capital of Fukien Province?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:06, Reply)
F

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Dingdingdingdingdingdingding!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:08, Reply)
OMG you drive a cable car in San Franciso!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
That would be an awesome job
Unless you suffered with travel sickness
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
It really would.
Driving a cable car for a living would fill one with awe, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Better than sitting in a basement all day looking at a wall
You get to be out and about looking at all the crazy people. Ringing the little bell.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)
I think I would go with 'it would be OK for a short while'
rather than expecting to be struck with awe every morning upon my arrival at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Yeah but you hate everything

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)
I'd like to be a guide in The British Museum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I don't think the little uniform would suit you
not much call for selling biscuits etc.

you get the point
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)
*adjusts woggle*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Really really?
Or just so you could roll your eyes at how fucking ignorant everyone is? TECHINCALLY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED CRETACEOUS PARK YOU FUCKING MORON
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I would queue for this!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I found myself giving poor old Lusty and her chums
a kind of impromptu tour on Sunday. Either I know quite a lot of stuff or they were particularly ignorant and it cannot be that, can it?

Are you calling Lusty and her chums ignorant? You'd better not be.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Or they thought "Oh fuck, best just shut up until his throat packs in"
"Otherwise he'll just repeat himself louder and slower"
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Or they were humouring you
"really it was leonardo da Vinci that painted the Mona Lisa and here I was thinking it was Leonardo di Caprio teeheehee"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)
he'd be a shit tour guide for the British Museum if he thought the Mona Lisa was there

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)
They're bound to have a poster of it somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

drive a cable car are a drag act in a transsexual disco
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)
I knew he looked familiar...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Being an ex amphetamine taker, I'm kind of used to not sleeping for a week or two.
I used to stay up all night eating pot noodles and picking my face.

Classy!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)
I don't know if you're being serious or not...

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)
I'm afraid I'm being serious petal.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
She is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Bgb I am shocked and disappointed at you
I honestly thought you knew better than that. Seriously picking your face is gross
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:24, Reply)
I was obsessed with every flaw and pimple.
I even managed to convince myself I had skin cancer at one point.


But hey! look at me now. An upright and sensible citizen of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)

sensible slightly charred
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Haha!
Inside and out.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)
For some reason after taking heroic amounts of speed
when I were 'lad I never had a problem sleeping. Odd
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:25, Reply)
The only time I knew if I'd been properly asleep or not was when I could remember dreaming.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
That sounds mental
Glad my body works in a non-standard way. Speed has no effect at all until I smoke either...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Strange.
You know how when you take it, it makes you need to take a dump. After a while I only had to smell the stuff and I'd be on the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Surely that was the whole idea - smelling the stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I used to bomb it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Que?
Eat it?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Wrap it in a rizla or a small peice of loo roll and swallow it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
Ahhhh
*understands*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)
I've just worked out it was only about 11 or 12 years ago I gave it up.
Fuck! I thought it was much longer than that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)
I would say about the same for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)
What is the theory behind this method?
I don't see how it can be any different to just swallowing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Oh wait, it's a powder
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)
And it tastes fucking disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)
One of the most commonly-used cutting agents is a baby laxative.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)
That will be why then.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)
*PARP*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)
I've never taken amphetamines
I'm not if they tempt me or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Avoid. Bad juju.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)

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