Those moments when you realise someone thinks you're a cunt.
So I have just had a visit from someone who owed me money and he said he would call when he was outside. Not a friend just an acquaintance who buys gear off me occasionally. Well I heard him coming in his badboy car so walked out to meet him as I got to his car my phone started ringing. I tapped on his window and could clearly see on his phone display 'calling TURD'

When have you realised someone thinks you're a cunt?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:20, 34 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I fucking love this, you are such a massive bell end!
( Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

evidently so!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I'll let you know if it ever happens, 'TURD' old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I would be sad if it wasn't just a druggy. Him not you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

See here
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1050077
( Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Please change your login to TURD.
please Bobby, ple-e-e-ase.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

WON't let me, taken.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Damnation,
I applaud your sharing the story, I really do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

If it's funny it's funny.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

hahahaha
Trading Ultra Rubbish Drugs?

TURD.

Or are you just Mr Shit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

The drugs are good so I must be a cunt!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Maybe he calls you Trud because
You sell him 'his shit'?

(Either way, it is very funny).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I was half tempted to call him up on it but recently he has been quite a good customer
so didn't want to lose the business.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

He might be the Mary Portas of the drug world?
Maybe he is doing one of those undercover shows?

'Is your dealer giving good customer service?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

That would be a more pleasant fiction.
Besides me being a cunt how has your day been?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Well.
No one has called me a Turd, so that's good

Also, I've exchanged texts with this girl I like. So that might be going somewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

good news!
this exchange of texts then, care to give us a synopsis?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Well, we both enquired as to how each others days were progressing, and we were both having good days. We then asked how each other was doing. Again, we're both fine.

Not exactly Mills and Boon, but the softly-softly approach seems the most sensible one.

Have you and Uni Girl made a decision about where you're both going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Slowly slowly get arthritis
Um well as of Monday we have six weeks school experience and we haven't arranged to see each other so think it's coming to an end. I will speak to her at uni tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Tell her how much 'respect' you get on the street 'cos you is a well 'ard drug dealer.
And if she isn't impressed with that. Tell her the Turd story and try for the sympathy fuck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

this sounds like a plan

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Her red-hot come-on message reads:
'Two for one at Domino's this Thursday. Text STOP to unsubscribe'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

No Jeff, it isn't, it isn't going anywhere Jeff, you're far too repulsive

( Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

She's texting him
because she's seen that film 'Philadelphia' and feels really sorry for him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I'll have to google that film to find out what sort of insult that is.
Hang on.

EDIT: It's a fucking Tom Hanks film. Monty. You fucking massive bender. EVERYONE knows the only good film he did was Bachelor Party. And even that was double-bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

It's a Tom Hanks film where he plays a BENDER with AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Is it a comedy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Dragnet was good!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Jeff you turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

hahahaha
Bob being called a Turd has really made me laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Same here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

my date texted someone and called me a retard

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

He sounds like a keeper K.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

+s

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)