Well.
No one has called me a Turd, so that's good

Also, I've exchanged texts with this girl I like. So that might be going somewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:42, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

good news!
this exchange of texts then, care to give us a synopsis?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Well, we both enquired as to how each others days were progressing, and we were both having good days. We then asked how each other was doing. Again, we're both fine.

Not exactly Mills and Boon, but the softly-softly approach seems the most sensible one.

Have you and Uni Girl made a decision about where you're both going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Slowly slowly get arthritis
Um well as of Monday we have six weeks school experience and we haven't arranged to see each other so think it's coming to an end. I will speak to her at uni tomorrow.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Tell her how much 'respect' you get on the street 'cos you is a well 'ard drug dealer.
And if she isn't impressed with that. Tell her the Turd story and try for the sympathy fuck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

this sounds like a plan

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Her red-hot come-on message reads:
'Two for one at Domino's this Thursday. Text STOP to unsubscribe'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

No Jeff, it isn't, it isn't going anywhere Jeff, you're far too repulsive

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

She's texting him
because she's seen that film 'Philadelphia' and feels really sorry for him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I'll have to google that film to find out what sort of insult that is.
Hang on.

EDIT: It's a fucking Tom Hanks film. Monty. You fucking massive bender. EVERYONE knows the only good film he did was Bachelor Party. And even that was double-bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

It's a Tom Hanks film where he plays a BENDER with AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Is it a comedy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Dragnet was good!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Jeff you turd.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

hahahaha
Bob being called a Turd has really made me laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Same here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)