Hey
I like those doss fuckers. They helped me hide your xmas present. For all the good it did me.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not Next Door in my building
I mean next door, as in those hideous modern apartments next door to our house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Aaaah gotcha
I feel good knowing there's a doctor next door for when you accidentally spatchcock yourself.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Erm
"The method of preparing the bird involves removing the backbone and sternum of the bird and flattening it out before cooking."
I'm onto you, sonny.
EDIT: I'm assuming she hates living next door to a hypochondriac.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Yeah officer, she accidentally, brutally slipped and marinated and spatchcocked herself."

btw - the next-door neighbour Dutchman has been charged
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I know!
Theft of Tesco Finest pizza is a crime indeed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)