Post Tayyab's meat withdrawal blues
I want to go back and eat more of Tayyab's glorious food. I don't think I ate that much, the diet has shrunk my stomach somewhat, but what I did have was delicious.

I then might have drank a lot of g&t... Oh God I spent rather a lot...

Ever woken up after an awesome night and, upon replaying the events in your mind, have a stomach churning "oh shit" realisation?

Alt q: Do you reckon the bar maid was totally flirting with me?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:19, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
If I get too drunk I know I'm liable to behave like a twat or do very stupid things so I live in terror until I've spoken to a less drunk friend to fill me in on last night's activities. Accordingly I still drink loads but try not to get pissed these days.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

alt q
Yeah mate, you were totally in there. Should have slapped her arse innit?
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I live my life in a series of "oh shit" moments.
Alt: probably

Was Tayyabs really that good then?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Fancy nipping back there for a late breakfast then?
And yes, yes I do. Luckily none from last night...I'm actually feeling (relatively) alright this morning.

Alt: Yes, it was obscene.

Edit: How much longer did Monty's DJ set go on for last night?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I very often wouldn't get the "Oh shit" moment until I asked a friend what had happened.
I still get very drunk and silly, I still get a touch of amnesia, but for the last couple of years I've managed not to get to that 'still vocal and mobile but no longer mentally present' stage.
Long may it continue.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

even at your most lucid you're never mentally present

( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I am always mentally present
Just not necessarily on the Earthly plane.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Mentally present?
I'm quite good at that one - I once managed to fall asleep in the middle of an inebriated conversation and have a dream in which I was still conversing with the people involved in the conversation. Five minutes later I woke up and chipped in at the point I'd dreamt the conversation had reached, which confused the rest of them no end.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Haha I do that
I spout random shit just as I'm drifting off because I think we've been discussing it. I said something about someone called Ged to djtp once. Fortunately Ged is very gay.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Oh you so totally fancy the gay blokes

( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I just did a tiny burny sick up to my oesophagus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

i do that all the time
i don't even have to be drunk, just have passed out eg watching tv on the sofa. i will talk absolute bollocks (more so than normal) in my sleep - sometimes stuff from 10 mins ago and sometimes just random shite. my ex and my so-called friend always called me the coma-kid.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

My mum and dad used to go into my room when I was little just to have trippy sleep-conversations and laugh at me.
Sometimes my eyes are open too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)

that's just mean!
it's like me - i can't sleep if any bit of me is hanging off the edge of the bed because i think something will come along and grab it.

only when i was about 25 did my mum admit she always used to grab my foot if it was sticking out from the duvet when i was tiny... child. abuse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I couldn't sleep out of the covers because my uncle Terry explained the Nuclear Deterrent System to me when I was 7.
TERROR.
Now I can't sleep out of the cover because Tigger will come along and grab me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Take a tip from me
I'm horrible to the little fucker and he loves me. You should do the same.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

But his tiny tiny face when you shun him...
And his gung-ho-hat-joy when you're nice to him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

this is known as the "treat 'em mean" theory
working on gullible males of all species since cavemen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Yes but sometimes you're actually trying to get rid of them and they just think you're being a treat 'em mean seductress and they're like chewing gum in yer 'air

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

oh god yes
i don't think i'll ever understand them.

although the POTENTIAL new one is.............

/swoon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

They'll never understand you either. That's people for you.
People aren't even like Dolly Mixtures.
They're like a big sack containing sweets and mystery meats and sandwish casserole and socks. Oh, and inner tubes.
EDIT, Ooh, good luck. May a very long time pass before he does anything remotely cunty.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

i hate random people
there's about 8,000,000 too many of them in london on MY tubes and MY streets and MY shops getting in MY way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

In other news I just got a CHRISTMAS CARD
It's been with the doss fuckers in the flats next door, AND they've opened it.
Badness. They opened my catalogue bill once, then stapled it shut and gave it back to me. Yeah, I'm 80s, I have catalogue bills.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Hey
I like those doss fuckers. They helped me hide your xmas present. For all the good it did me.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Not Next Door in my building
I mean next door, as in those hideous modern apartments next door to our house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Aaaah gotcha
I feel good knowing there's a doctor next door for when you accidentally spatchcock yourself.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Erm
"The method of preparing the bird involves removing the backbone and sternum of the bird and flattening it out before cooking."
I'm onto you, sonny.
EDIT: I'm assuming she hates living next door to a hypochondriac.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Yeah officer, she accidentally, brutally slipped and marinated and spatchcocked herself."

btw - the next-door neighbour Dutchman has been charged
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I know!
Theft of Tesco Finest pizza is a crime indeed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

sounds like it was fun
I tend to get Oh shit moments, but I don't need to have been drunk to get them :/

yeah, she was totally hitting on you - go back and give her your number
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

hope y'all had fun last night
i am eating oatcakes with caramelised onion houmous and drinking a chilled vitamin water after a 90 min gym session and am wondering what else i can possibly do to delay the horrid moment of having to drive into work and stay there until midnight or so...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I manage to block out most things I do when drunk
On Friday, after getting up to go to bed, I stood behind the couch with my cock out. One of the lads shouted at me, as he thinks that I think I was in the toilet, so I was about to piss down the back of the girl sat there.

Thank fuck he warned me...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

The most likely explanation is that you're a
piss-on-the-back-of-a-girl's-head fetishist.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

yeah
and i bet that top cost her about £150. the sofa would have been at least £1,000 too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I just pictured you sucking air through your teeth before coming to those figures
Much like a tradesman.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

it would be my "mastermind" subject
well, that and the number of calories/grams of fat in any item of foodstuff on the planet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Can you do Slimming World 'Syn' values too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

sadly not i never understood slimming world
those days when you can eat unlimited amounts of one food just do not make sense. i mean, ok if it's celery, but pasta? you do not want to know how much pasta i could eat in a day if left to my fat greedy self. italy would starve.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I can eat a family-sized giant saucepan, if you give me a whole evening with rests inbetween servings.
I don't know how it works but it does. Or at least it did when I used it to lose a stone in a month for a wedding.
At the moment I'm thinking of cutting off a foot so I can lose 1lb. What does a foot weigh?
I'll know later when I've been weighed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

yup
i even like it plain and cold with a sprinkling of salt. i like it dirty with melted strong cheddar and black pepper. i like it with tomato chilli sauce and loads of veg and feta cheese.

and rice. rice is good too.

a foot? prob about 3lbs. just take a couple of toes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I have small toes. I'll do half a foot.
I do like it plain with broccoli. Andd on Slimming world I've been known to tip over some mushy peas (superspeed foods or summat).
But it's better with naughty pomodoro and loads of cheese.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

i think pomodoro is ok
that's just tomatoes, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

air through your teeth before coming to those figures
Much like

Much like rs's QOTW fans.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

more sucking, less sweating

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

*Sigh*
One day I'll find a nice young girl to unexpectantly urinate on the back of my head while I'm sitting on the sofa.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

you might want to try a nice young guy if you're after that sort of thing
it's just a biological limitation.

huh, what a coincidence, there's one right up there, look. ^^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Nah', I don't think that would be my cup of tea. I'm a bit sexists when it comes to choosing who I would like to urinate on me. I don't mean anything bad by it, I was just born that way, can't help it. Doesn't make me a bad person, just a fussy one.
Besides, my sofa is against the back wall so they would have to stand on the window ledge but the curtains hang down to the floor so they would have to be open so everyone passing by (and I live on a highstreet) would see. The last thing I would want the general public to think is that people urinate in unconventional places at my place, it might encurdige strangers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

And I think I would like to get to know someone before they urniate on the back of my head while standing on the window ledge.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Right, I'm off to get ready.
Adieu.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

BYE BYE BYE OK OK Ok, SEE YOU, OK, LOVE YOU TOO, OK OK, BYE.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Yes, all the time
Particularly if I've drunk a lot. Sometimes even iif I haven't. Not from last night though, the only thing I'm mildly embarrassed about is falling asleep. Although when I consider how freaking loud that music was, I'm astonished I managed it. I barely even woke up when you kicked the kitchen door in.. (that did happen, didn't it?)
(berk, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

did you have fun last night?
did everyone behave? surely not!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I second this, "surely not".
To say otherwise will reek of internet-lies!
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I had an awesome time
The food was great, the company was even better and the booze was plentiful. I was extremely cheerfully drunk but I behaved myself this time.
(berk, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

INTERNET LIES!

( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I didn't (behave).
I put away well over a dozen pints and a good five or six cognacs and I have no fucking clue how or when I made it into bed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Apparently you were quite hilariously merry
I am saddened that I missed this.
(berk, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

The phrase is 'stinking pissed', I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Haha, I'd forgotten about that!
I'm now starting to wonder if the only reason we haven't heard from Monty today is that he's managed to lock himself in there again.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Haha dearie me I am rather embarrassed that my flat is so fucking shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I have to say I quite liked the place
Apart from that liability of a kitchen door.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

this
I liked it. And I was very impressed by the amount of vinyl you have.
(berk, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

It's taken a lot of research
and fucking loads of money to get there but I still feel like I am just getting started with my collection.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

sounds like it was fun
any gossip?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Oh gee oh gosh oh my oh wow. I had quite a swell time, I very much enjoyed the food and even more so, the company.
My fave thing was that fish thing and that 'dry curry'. It's totally awesome going for a meal with someone who knows a quizeen and getting them to order, because there was so much stuff I wouldn't have even thought of trying if I was ordering for myself. I would love to do that one day at a more oriental place, is there an oriental equivilient to tayaabs?

This is that book I was talking to you about... levgrossman.com/the-magicians-a-novel/ .... the character "Penny" is the one who makes me think of you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I am really pleased you enjoyed it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Deffo ! Well up for it whenever again in the future.
I'm pleased we found some nutral music ground with Eagle Eye Cherry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Hahah oh man I ended up DJing in my flat til God knows what time.
My poor neighbours and guests.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Hah, sweet, who crashed 'round? I didn't even contemplate crashing 'round, but I had my phamacy with me so I could have done.
I fell asleep to that Women album, but only disk 2, I don't like disk 1 as much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)

There seemed to be quite a few folks round.
I only have a tiny flat and it's full of records and stuff so there's not much room for guests but it seemed to be enjoyable for them, until a couple of people got stuck in my kitchen when the doorhandle broke...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Haha!
I reckon Crow has been using that trick for years.
( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Haha you are surely right.
I did wonder why he always carries a screwdriver.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

OH NOES ! WE ARE STUCK IN MONTY'S KITCHEN AND CAN'T GET OUT ! LET'S HUDDLE TOGETHER FOR WARMTH !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

WE'LL HAVE TO PISS ON EACH OTHER TO STAY ALIVE!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Oi!
I slept in your kitchen of my own volition. Your cat's neurotic behaviour since that night is entirely unrelated.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I DO NOT FEEL TERRIBLY WELL.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Did you have a good time?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Probably.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Nyom, nyom, nyom..... morphine.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I haven't had it in a while, because I genuinely can't remember the last time I was drunk. I think it was last April when we beat Hamburg.
But when I have been pissed the next morning I'd always think 'oh bollocks' when I got up. Every time without fail.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I woke up this morning
To find a text from that girl I like.

So that was nice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

....saying
'if you ever, and I do mean EVER so much as think about contacting me again I'll have you banged up quicker that you can say 'Winalot Prime'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

:(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I sent texts to two girls I rather like last night. I got replies from neither.
*lobs phone out the window*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I have a another message from
some dude on a dating site who is into UFOs and paranormal. I think I have to compose another 'I'm not interested, go away' email
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Start the email
Dear Earthling...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Want some help with that?
I am well-known for my gentle and sensitive brush-off missives.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

your last one was excellent

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Why, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:26, Reply)

YAY

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

YAY you say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LntMhQyUzn8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

does this mean you're dancinf round to this tune
while waving your phone in the air in victory?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I'm in bed at the moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

wanking over your text?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:29, Reply)

No.
Reading text written by wankers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Just back from the gym also.
Boiled egg butty for dinner and then bath.

I haven't texted anyone to tell them how much I like them.
( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'm dying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

There there!

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You know what?
That's genuinely made me feel a little better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

It's because I'm Auntie Blouse innit.

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I need a cuddle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Awwwww!
*cuddles*

Isn't the misses with you?
( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

*Keeps an eye on Blousie*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Nah, she's gone out for a walk, the nutter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Listen to River Phoenix.
Fuckin' light-weight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I've had a haircut Jeff,
I think being stuck in such close proximity to a bunch of weapons-grade Shoreditch Benders for so long has had a negative effect on my capacity for drink and drugs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Were the Shoreditch Benders the name
Of your breakdancing crew?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

My mate was in the Aries Hard Rockers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Did he always leave the house with a bit of rolled up lino under his arm?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Hey, you
The Aries Hard Rockers crew.
Show 'em what to do,
Make a break, make a move.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I am on chatting terms
with Crazy Legs from the Rock Steady Crew.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

The last I heard of Crazy Legs
Was when he was some sort of expert on the Channel 4 show Faking It.

*Goes to find link*

EDIT: www.channel4.com/programmes/faking-it/episode-guide

History of art student to GraffitiStudent episode.

(Woo! Minder is just starting on ITV4)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

He's a nice chap.
I've just cracked a Grolsch, in desperation.

I quite a fancy a curry now, but my innards would never talk to be again if I beat them up so soon after the last one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

If you're feeling a bit rough, then having a sharpener is probably the best thing to do.
A couple of pints to take the edge off and some food sounds like a great solution to me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I do feel better already.
i'm going to see if I have any cocaine left in my kitchen now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I don't understand why some people are so down on 'breakfast' booze.
It's a great solution.

What will you do for food? Can you get your Doris to fry up some dead pig when she comes back from her walk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

My brother
had a can of Special Brew for breakfast every day for about ten years. That's taking it slightly too far I reckon.

I've had an omelette and now I've hit the drink and drugs I have no need for food...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Taking it too far? Just a bit.
Where is he variety? You need to mix it up a bit. Tennents Super, Strongbow Black, White Ace.

You can't just live on Spech.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I think it was God who said
'man cannot live on Brew alone'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I must have been pissed last night, there's quite a bit left.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I managed to figure out what busses I needed to get home
I am quite proud of this fact as I was almost too drunk to read
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I really, really thought everyone but me was pretty sober.
It's most gratifying to discover that this was complete bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

haha you were the drunkest by far
but there were a few others on their way
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I do hope I wasn't too much of a cock.
Sorry if I was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

You were hillarious
I'm saddened to hear I missed of door kickingness
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I'm like a naughty schoolboy when I get pissed, so I'm told.
Right, I am going outside. I may be some time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

His real name is Richard Colon.
That's right: 'Dick Colon'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

*WAVES*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

*waves*
Good night last night?
( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Yeah,
What did you do?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Watched Predator and then bed.

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

did you record Match of the Day?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Erm..........Ooops!
May have been distracted by the internet windown shopping I was doing when you asked me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Well don't over cook my dinner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

It's Plov.
I hope you like brown rice, spinach and cashew nuts.
( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

*Storms out*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

*Storms Bastille*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Right, bath time beckons.
Catch you later.
( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Right, flight to Sweden beckons.
For the last time evah motherfuckers, yeah!
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

You're never coming back?
Thank God for that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

i usually wake up like that
Don't think I did anything irredeemably bad last night though apart from the thousands of calories consumed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

the brunnet forinn one?
She was quite flirty I thought she was drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)