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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Berk fell asleep in the midst of Monty's flat. She slept through lusty and I getting locked in the kitchen, Monty's DJing and only woke up when Labs kicked the door down for the second time.
So I don't think she'd have been up for it. Amberl didn't sleep in my bed, and my arms are not long enough to reach down stairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You people are very dissapointing.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)
+ apart from Labs, who's awesome for kicking a door open to rescue two trapped ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

rescue sexually assault

trapped unexpecting
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)
They liked this

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)
And Amberl, too.
She played her part in the rescue.

Fucking doorhandles.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Yep, she punched it open first, then shut it again
Didn't see her fucking any doorhandles though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I wouldn't mind seeing Amberl fucking anything
doorhandles included.

Anything except Lab of course.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Because your jealousy would over-ride your horn?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Because the sight of all your chins wobbling would make me vomit up my own spleen

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)
My biggest regret from saturday
is that I didn't spend enough time mocking Labs chins.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)
She pilfered the bit that broke off for...later use.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)
The crazy thyraphile
Or forisophile if we're going the Latin route.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Don't mix Greek and Latin in a word! I know televison does it but it makes me die a little inside.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)
I hate it when yoghurt adverts make up latin-esque names for bacteria

(Bazongaloid, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)
I hate it when people say "medias"
IT'S ALREADY PLURAL YOU FUCKING CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Apologies
Brainfart.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)
I'm impressed you know/remember the greek for door
It's one of the first words I learnt, I always forget i.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Just one of those things that stuck in my head
Had to Google the latin though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Always learnt it as ianua
as in a ianitor being a door-keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)
That rings bells
No pun intended.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)
porta is gate.
Not to be confused with portus, which is...a port.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Does Monty have an Ikea kitchen?
It sounds like he has fixtures and fittings from the 'Fritzl' range.

How many bodies did you find in the kitchen?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)
We found beer, cheese, and various other shit you find in kitchens. Oh, and a poster of the Who.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)
+ Doctor

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

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