I was once in a car park
and at the exact moment Lab opened the passenger door to get in a seagull crapped into my car missing both the seat and lab and landed on the, thankfully, rubber mat which I then made Lab clean as it made me feel sick
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

you'll enjoy this
I've only been shat on by a bird on one day, but it fucking happened twice on that day.

lucky my fucking arse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

it fucking happened twice on that day.

lucky my fucking arse I certainly never asked her out again.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I think that was just her way of giving you her answer to your proposal of marriage.
Take the fucking hint and move on, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

for someone who said no
she's been remarkably into the whole organising a wedding thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)