I favour the three M's of relaxation
marijuana, music and masturbation
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mmm!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

*snort*
have yourself a click for that.
(berk, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

it's the core of my nascent life coaching business

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Excellent advice.
I favour the four M's myself - your three, plus the added frisson of enjoying them in my local Morrison's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

See, I favour the 5 M's - your three, plus the addition of a partner, in the form of your Mum.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

zing.
/how's the house stuff going?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Slowly.... Put an offer in yesterday that was turned down flat
so it's now a case of trying to find a suitable price that both sides agree on... Trouble being that there's the small matter of a stamp-duty threshold to consider, which means that the moment we offer over 250K, we have to find an extra 7.5K up front. Which is fucking annoying. Without that, I reckon 265/270 is a suitable price, with that it gets complicated.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You can get away with about 10K for fittings
if there are expensive kitchen bits etc. That can be a separate offer to keep the price under 250. But much more than that and the taxman will come sniffing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

That only makes four, Vorderman.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)